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    • #favorite tweet
  • 3 months ago
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DM Cleaner

Hey guys, I just wanted to ask for your assistance in testing out a new service that I helped develop. DM Cleaner cleans your twitter inbox/sent messages. If you have a bunch of messages you don’t want to save, feel free to use the service!

http://www.dm-cleaner.com/

We had a bit of a snafu earlier this week because @favstar decided to retweet my call for more testers and we went down like a ton of bricks after about 15 minutes of struggling servers. We have since updated our server farm to use an auto scaling load balanced ecology on Amazon’s EC2 and hope that you can help by all going to the site and using it so that we can see if it will hold up or not!

If you help out, and you like the service, let me know and I will grant you a premium account, free for 3 months. Send me your twitter screen name either on here or as DM on twitter.

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  • 1 year ago
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At least somebody is making fun of Egypt.
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At least somebody is making fun of Egypt.

Source: twitter.com

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  • 1 year ago
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The IM conversations I have...

  • Ace: What are you doing today?
  • Me: Working in the coal mine.
  • Me: I wish that was a euphemism for my girlfriend's ass.
  • Ace: LOL
    • #twitter
  • 1 year ago
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Dial #2222 for tacos
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Dial #2222 for tacos

    • #tumblr
    • #twitter
    • #tacos
  • 1 year ago
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It’s all his fault.
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It’s all his fault.

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    • #twitter
  • 1 year ago
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Just noticed that @SeriousBizznass is trending all over Houston. I wonder why?

    • #twitter
    • #bots
    • #houston
    • #seriousbizznass
    • #trends
  • 1 year ago
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Why I love twitter

  • Her: Mornin' fuckers. Goddamn it's early.
  • Me: Too damn early if you ask me. Can't sleep.
  • Her: what is with pretty much all of us and not sleeping? I'm texting you boobs.

Source: twitter.com

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    • #twitter
  • 1 year ago
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Truthful Tuesday

I miss all the people from twitter that came to CLT for #PBRDrinkOff2010. My apartment is empty and boring after all you guys left.

    • #pbrdrinkoff2010
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  • 1 year ago
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Favstar, @debihope, and pathetic behavior

I guess I’ve been holding myself fairly neutral in the whole @debihope business. Until now. Let’s get a few things straight. If you in any way condone giving an application bad reviews because you have some beef against its developer or publisher, you ought to be shot flogged. Favit is an awesome app. It works well, does its job, and it is pretty damn neat. Want to ruin someone’s brand? Let’s play. I double-fucking dare you, kids. Why don’t you start with me?

Fine, you donated money to Favstar.

Why? Well, probably because it is an awesome service that doesn’t take sides and handles stars given to tweets way better than any of the other sites out there. And now all of a sudden you want it to take sides? If you abuse the rules of the service, you can’t really go crying, now can you?

Did your donation have other motives?

So you’re saying you tried to bribe the owner to give you special privileges? See, now we’re talking. Maybe you should go back to being a Nigerian Internet scammer instead of trying to bully your way into stardom.

Besides, it’s just fucking twitter, alright?

Get over yourselves. It’s not like you’re making any fucking money off of your tweets. It’s not like Tim Haines interfered with your business when he decided to move a certain person to the celebrities board for reasons that violated the Favstar rules, regardless of whether or not those rules were openly posted.

Making it serious business

You, on the other hand; yes you who decided to rate the app poorly just because you felt he wronged one twitter user, you interfered with his business and you ought to be sued for libel. Lucky for you he happens to reside in New Zealand and not in the United States.

So get over yourselves and go back to using 503otter.

    • #debihope
    • #bots
    • #caring
    • #losers
    • #fuckwaffles
    • #favstar
    • #twitter
  • 2 years ago
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