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For @dsnarr, for the FUCKLULZ

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God, I am so white.

  • Ace: My swede
  • Me: My nigga
  • Ace: Hahahahaha
  • Me: God, I am so white.
  • Ace: Its ok with a little raftjuice and bluntlulz we will blackface your taco
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adoy, duhurp, i’m duh mayr of budweiser, duhurp
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It’s all his fault.
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It’s all his fault.

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I just found out that you can’t open a tattoo parlor within 1,000 ft of a church in South Carolina. As if one day the flock will emerge from the church and decide to get tattoos all around? Likely. Beware of the inked devils!

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“The do’s and don’ts of expanding foam,” FUCKLULZ!

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Text Messages From Annoyatron

  • Me: When will you be here? I'm ready to go whenever.
  • Her: As soon as I can. I can't hurry this any faster than I am.
  • Me: Sorry...
  • Her: It's OK. I promise I'm not sitting at a bar wasting time.
  • Me: LOL, I know you're not. Wait, are you? FUCKLULZ! Sorry for being obnoxious.
  • Her: You're always obnoxious. I love you for it.
  • Me: I love you too, kankle biter!
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#TechSupport

  • Me: JIGGLE THE CABLE!
  • Her: I am. The cable is attached to you.
  • Me: It's working. Your #TechSupport is most happy with you.
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