For @dsnarr, for the FUCKLULZ
God, I am so white.
- Ace: My swede
- Me: My nigga
- Ace: Hahahahaha
- Me: God, I am so white.
- Ace: Its ok with a little raftjuice and bluntlulz we will blackface your taco
adoy, duhurp, i’m duh mayr of budweiser, duhurp
@hrwl on untappd.com
It’s all his fault.
I just found out that you can’t open a tattoo parlor within 1,000 ft of a church in South Carolina. As if one day the flock will emerge from the church and decide to get tattoos all around? Likely. Beware of the inked devils!
“The do’s and don’ts of expanding foam,” FUCKLULZ!
Text Messages From Annoyatron
- Me: When will you be here? I'm ready to go whenever.
- Her: As soon as I can. I can't hurry this any faster than I am.
- Me: Sorry...
- Her: It's OK. I promise I'm not sitting at a bar wasting time.
- Me: LOL, I know you're not. Wait, are you? FUCKLULZ! Sorry for being obnoxious.
- Her: You're always obnoxious. I love you for it.
- Me: I love you too, kankle biter!
#TechSupport
- Me: JIGGLE THE CABLE!
- Her: I am. The cable is attached to you.
- Me: It's working. Your #TechSupport is most happy with you.
