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With all the Internet ladies loving on you all the time, do I have any chance of stealing your affections?

Your chances are with all probability greater than those of others. Although it does of course depend on whether or not I will be allowed to play D&D with Kevin or not.

Ask and I might tell!

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Would you consider coming to Texas to marry my sister-in-law? I’m asking for my sister-in-law.

Possibly, depending on the dowry. Also, is she hot?

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Have you ever wondered why?

All the time.

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Would you be willing to join an ABBA tribute band?

No, never. Personally I hate ABBA.

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Do you have a gun?

Yes, I have a gun.

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when are you coming to texas? I’m asking for a friend.

I have no current plans of coming to Texas. I would like to see Texas though, since I haven’t really been anywhere on the west coast.

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If you were stuck on a raft, who would you prefer being with, me or vinnie?

Definitely you. Vinnie is cute and all, but he’s got some terrible bean farts.

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Would you fly cross-country to meet a twitter crush? How far would you be willing to drive? And what body part do you need to see in pictures before it happens?

I might fly cross-country to meet a twitter crush, yes. As for driving, I probably wouldn’t go above 8-10 hours for a drive.

As for body parts: Your face, your breasts, and anything else you might want to send my way. I’d also like to hear your voice first.

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Is there anyone who gives a damn what YOU think of debihope? Do you think she does?

This is so 8,726,348 Internets ago. Next.

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IS DOUG FUNNY A WOMANS CHESTHAIR?!

I would argue that women with chest hair can be quite funny, although I do not know this Doug of which you speak.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE !!!!!!!!!!

Deceiver, dissembler
Your trousers are alight
From what pole or gallows
Do they dangle in the night?

your very ugly and hot..please get me in bed and bring the basketball hoop and a can of diet pepsi filled with afterbirth..thankyou<3

Thanks, I guess.

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