Baby steps, Torgny…

yellowcakeuranium:

imageannoyatron replied to your post: I AM SO OFFENDED!!!

That’s why I try to slip the word “n****r” into as many casual conversations as possible. ;-) I am merely trying to help people understand that words have no power. People aren’t getting it though. And I keep getting beaten up by big black guys…

That word has a good few centuries of history behind it, so let’s work on the easy ones first, k? ;)

OK, OK. Baby steps. What word should we desensitize people with?

Funny story about Annoyatron… and my mom

aleyesonmay:

My mom sends me a message on facebook saying that I have a stalker on facebook.

Im like “what the hell are you talking about”

She goes “there is a guy commenting on your picture and it looks like you are his only friend on facebook, it is creepy. Stop posting pictures of yourself to attract men”

I DIED LAUGHING!

Shes like “and his name is Torgny… what kind of name is that?”

I had to explain a little something to her about privacy settings and how it might just appear I am his only friend, but Im not.

And had to remind her that he was from Tumblr and she will never understand 

Good times.

OMGWTFBBQ! I just now saw this. Hahaha! Yeah, my privacy settings are pretty tight on Facebook, for reasons. So if you’re not my friend on there, you can’t really see much if you go to my timeline. Also, tell your mom my name is Swedish.

THE RANDOM HONEYMOON — Coming soon to a theatre near you!

Source: jillzeyand.me

jillzey:

annoyatron replied to your post: My passport came the other day in my newly married name. It is the first time in a long time I’ve had a fresh unused passport. Who wants to break it in with me? Let’s do it now.

Let’s go. Just not to Turkey again. Their beer is bad.


Let’s go to Morocco. I haven’t been there. Ooooo, can we go diving with sharks in South Africa. That would be fun. The Kid hasn’t seen the Terra Cotta Warriors either, maybe we should take him when he graduates high school.  

I guess we should probably visit your parents in Sweden sometime too. 

Morocco sounds like a plan. Wait, did you say diving with sharks? Uhm. As long as I get a big fucking harpoon gun and a ginormous diving knife and a bazooka and a nuke and oh, oh, I need a chain mail suit too! Why the fuck would we dive with SHARKS?! YOU KNOW THEY BITE PEOPLE RIGHT? I’d like to go to South Africa, and I’d like for you to teach me how to dive, but can we turn the sharks into dolphins or something instead?

And now for the benefit of Annoyatron...

wordsworthinc:

I present a reading of a sonnet apparently crafted by him.

Delivered as only I can.

In my thickly accented and vulgar voice. 

The sound of which offends me.

FUCKLULZ, I love this. That one time I wrote a completely retarded sonnet because I was out of kitty litter and was gagging on the smell coming from the cat box. Then Mr. Wordsworth turned it into an online poetry reading. O MAI GAAD WE ARE GOING TO BE SO FAMOUS!

fredasaurusrex:

Swedes should never dance. ever.

I never dance seriously, ever. Here’s the video to prove it.

jillzey: This was the start of a pretty fucking epic Family Night/Easter. Here are my boys with Turisas. I didn’t really get any pictures of me and Turisas because I was too busy getting the boys pictures and make sure that Nanda had a great time meeting and chatting with them.  I do have to tell you that every single one of the guys in Turisas is nicer and more welcoming than you can imagine.   The music line up was awesome. Aether Realm opened. Then Huntress was great. Sadly, I missed seeing  most of Arkona because I was drinking with Eric and Carl from Huntress and Danny from Alestorm.  Then Alestorm was awesome! And of course, Turisas was just epic as I had hoped. They played an awesome show and had a great time doing it. I love seeing the band joke around with each other and the audience and have fun on stage.   After Turisas’ set, Robert (the only Swede in Turisas) came over to the stage to say goodnight to me from the stage and handed me a playlist. Robert then singling Torgny out in the crowd and yelled goodbye to him in Swedish.  Then we stayed a long time after the show hanging out with Alestorm and chatting in the parking lot.  Nanda got to spend some time hanging out and talking with one of his favorite bands and meeting them as real people.  Then we heading over to Waffle House with Chris and Stein (from Alestorm) and some other people we met at the show. We were out goofing off in the parking lot until 3am.  Our family nights are the best.  Pretty much nailed it. Best night in a very, very long while.
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jillzey:

This was the start of a pretty fucking epic Family Night/Easter. Here are my boys with Turisas. I didn’t really get any pictures of me and Turisas because I was too busy getting the boys pictures and make sure that Nanda had a great time meeting and chatting with them.  I do have to tell you that every single one of the guys in Turisas is nicer and more welcoming than you can imagine.  

The music line up was awesome. Aether Realm opened. Then Huntress was great. Sadly, I missed seeing  most of Arkona because I was drinking with Eric and Carl from Huntress and Danny from Alestorm.  Then Alestorm was awesome! And of course, Turisas was just epic as I had hoped. They played an awesome show and had a great time doing it. I love seeing the band joke around with each other and the audience and have fun on stage.  

After Turisas’ set, Robert (the only Swede in Turisas) came over to the stage to say goodnight to me from the stage and handed me a playlist. Robert then singling Torgny out in the crowd and yelled goodbye to him in Swedish. 

Then we stayed a long time after the show hanging out with Alestorm and chatting in the parking lot.  Nanda got to spend some time hanging out and talking with one of his favorite bands and meeting them as real people.  Then we heading over to Waffle House with Chris and Stein (from Alestorm) and some other people we met at the show. We were out goofing off in the parking lot until 3am. 

Our family nights are the best. 

Pretty much nailed it. Best night in a very, very long while.

annoyatron

therealcherilyn:

we’re not running out of oil. oil is a good thing. a good thing that we have an abundance of.


those i know, who have come to live here (several families from england and germany) have had to pay thousands and thousands of dollars to stay in this country. perhaps their circumstances are different, i do not know.

i never claimed to be all-knowing on immigration. or on anything really. other than sex, and goats. no, not sex with goats. sex on boats, most definitely. i merely stated that it should be easier for those who want to come to this country for a better life should be able to without it being costly (and $500 to someone who doesn’t have a job *is* thousands and thousands of dollars to them).

i apologize for unintentionally incorrectly stating the cost of immigration. i will be sure to get my facts straight on our next debate.

also global warming is complete bullshit.

Maybe I am misinformed. I thought we are running out of oil. It’s a natural resource that does not renew fast enough for us to even notice.

$500 isn’t a whole lot for a green card. If you want to move to America, you can save up over time and just pay it when you have the money.

Paying to stay in the country? You mean paying to be LET INTO the country? If they are moving an entire family then thousands of dollars make sense since it’s about $500 per person. Math skills. I has them.

Now you’re pulling shit out of your ass. Global warming is very, very real. 

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annoyatron

therealcherilyn:

i agree that religion should stay out of politics.

there are many, many, many issues i did not touch base on (war, foreign affairs, the borrowing of money, etc), including religion.

i would not put a rosary up my ass.

you do know that oil is not *just* used for cars, right? oil has many uses.

you also know that we DO have land set aside specifically FOR drilling for oil, right? what does exxon have to do with drilling for oil? do you know who makes MORE money off gas than ANYONE? the government.

you do realize that it does NOT make any sense to have other countries dictate what we pay for gas based on the cost of a barrel of oil. right?

did i spell barrel right? it looks weird.

if i choose to hire or not hire based on a failed drug test for marijuana, that is my choice. i believe that all medications potential employees are taking should be disclosed to an employer. i don’t want to be liable for you operating heavy machinery. insurance rates/workman’s comp is already a killer for employers.

immigration IS hard. but it should NOT cost thousands and thousands of dollars to come to this country. show up with the proper paperwork, pass the tests to read and write in english, and have a clean background, welcome to the USofA!!! YAY!!

i love guns.

I know that we have land set aside for drilling oil. And I know what oil is used for. Plastics for one. The world has been talking about alternatives to petrochemicals for decades yet we haven’t gotten very far. Considering how fast other science has evolved over my lifetime I really think that governments—America’s government in particular—should do more to solve this problem.

There are no easy, affordable ways to synthetically produce petrochemicals in the amounts required. Once we run out, we’re fucked. We’re running out soon. Probably in less than 100 years. Correct me if I am wrong here.

Immigration does not cost thousands of dollars. Being smuggled into the country costs thousands of dollars. Get your facts straight. Immigration fees are around $500 or something like that. You need a chest x-ray, blood test, and various shots to be allowed in.

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nerdymchotpants:

annoyatron replied to your post: Have you considered a career as a rock n roll dominatrix? You have the proper demeanor. Maybe BossyMcHotpants?

How can you tell if somebody has the demeanor to be a dominatrix from looking at their Tumblr feed? I iz confuddled. Nevertheless, don your latex, McHotpants, and show us who’s boss. Wait, did I just say “don?” What the fuck?

We chat outside of Tumblr. We have kik conversations over coffee while we discuss how we’re going to take over the world.

That sort of makes sense! So, are you considering a career as a dominatrix? That’s one fetish I don’t think I’ll ever completely understand. So, are you to become a dominatrix before or after you take over the world?

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