Well, what can I say? I am annoying. You are obviously here because you have a sudden urge to be annoyed. Maybe you even happened upon this page by accident, either way, don’t blame me if your day suddenly takes a turn for the worse. I warned you. Ask me anything!Tumblr (3.0; @annoyatron)http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvhuxU0IS1qzgghoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ianbrooks.tumblr.com/post/431321860/debshock-as-long-as-were-christopher" target="_blank">ianbrooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://debshock.tumblr.com/post/430615505/as-long-as-were-christopher-walken-ing-and-all" target="_blank">debshock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>As long as we’re Christopher Walken-ing and all…</p> </blockquote> <p>If you look through his eyes, can you see forever?</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve totally got one of these hanging on my cube wall.</p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/431889481http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/431889481Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:55:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyw8ilAoyn1qzamioo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://ianbrooks.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">ianbrooks</a>)</p> <p>I’m totally going to catch it! Watch me!</p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/431885665http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/431885665Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:53:26 -0500“Justice Sotomayor, States may have grown accustomed to violating the rights of American citizens, but that does not bootstrap those violations into something that is constitutional.”<br/><br/> - <em>Alan Gura</em>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/431877472http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/431877472Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:48:30 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyro24Quyz1qzwzfgo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Just another day at the Asylum…</p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/426458670http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/426458670Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:49:16 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxwgld28mT1qa5dn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theantipimp.tumblr.com/post/391304037/its-your-right-to-raise-hell-i-should-know" target="_blank">theantipimp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theantipimp.com/?p=1729" target="_blank">It’s your right to raise hell…I should know</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure that someone should wire Sky Captain McFatster’s jaws shut and force him to eat through a straw for a few years. Then he can fly with me.</p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/391406572http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/391406572Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:24:57 -0500<a href="http://blip.fm/~l17el">listening to "Rainbow - Man On The Silver Mountain (1975)"</a>: <p>“I’m the night, I’m the night, / I’m the dark and the light. / With eyes that see inside you.” — Rainbow, Man On The Silver Mountain</p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/391144610http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/391144610Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:34:26 -0500<a href="http://blip.fm/~l162h">listening to "Sanctuary- Die for my Sins"</a>: <p>“Die for me, die for my sins for I’ve seen / My cold and bitter end” — Sanctuary, Die For My Sins</p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/391117773http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/391117773Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:15:33 -0500<a href="http://blip.fm/~l0ymc">listening to "Angel Witch - Angel Witch"</a>: <p>“Fly high and touch the sky, you’re the angel I adore” — Angel Witch</p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/390972242http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/390972242Mon, 15 Feb 2010 11:29:04 -0500<a href="http://blip.fm/~l0xo2">listening to "Turisas - Cursed Be Iron"</a>: <p>Morning. DIE! “Curses on thee, tongue of evil / Cursed be thy life forever!”</p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/390952893http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/390952893Mon, 15 Feb 2010 11:14:20 -0500<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>With all the Internet ladies loving on you all the time, do I have any chance of stealing your affections? </strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Your chances are with all probability greater than those of others. Although it does of course depend on whether or not I will be allowed to play D&D with Kevin or not.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/annoyatron" target="_blank">Ask and I might tell!</a> </p></p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/385891375http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/385891375Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:35:31 -0500formspring.me“In the first two months of Left 4 Dead 2’s release, 28,981,249,043 zombies have been shot, bludgeoned, chainsawed and killed — or, for our younger readers, taken to a farm where they can frolic and shuffle around forever.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.l4d.com/blog/post.php?id=3441" target="_blank">L4D Blog: Don’t worry, we’ll make more</a></em>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/385862394http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/385862394Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:11:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxqstsTYQJ1qzwzfgo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Go ahead, make my day!</p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/385850070http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/385850070Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:01:02 -0500<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>Would you consider coming to Texas to marry my sister-in-law? I’m asking for my sister-in-law.</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Possibly, depending on the dowry. Also, is she hot?</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/annoyatron" target="_blank">Ask and I might tell!</a> </p></p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/384731727http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/384731727Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:18:06 -0500formspring.me<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>Have you ever wondered why?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">All the time.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/annoyatron" target="_blank">Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!</a> </p></p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383930929http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383930929Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:36:30 -0500formspring.me<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>Would you be willing to join an ABBA tribute band? </strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">No, never. Personally I hate ABBA.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/annoyatron" target="_blank">Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!</a> </p></p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383930792http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383930792Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:36:24 -0500formspring.me<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>Do you have a gun?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Yes, I have a gun.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/annoyatron" target="_blank">Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!</a> </p></p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383930445http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383930445Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:36:08 -0500formspring.me<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>when are you coming to texas? I’m asking for a friend.</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">I have no current plans of coming to Texas. I would like to see Texas though, since I haven’t really been anywhere on the west coast.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/annoyatron" target="_blank">Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!</a> </p></p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383930110http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383930110Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:35:52 -0500formspring.me<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>If you were stuck on a raft, who would you prefer being with, me or vinnie?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Definitely you. Vinnie is cute and all, but he’s got some terrible bean farts.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/annoyatron" target="_blank">Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!</a> </p></p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383927905http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/383927905Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:34:11 -0500formspring.me<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>Would you fly cross-country to meet a twitter crush? How far would you be willing to drive? And what body part do you need to see in pictures before it happens?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">I might fly cross-country to meet a twitter crush, yes. As for driving, I probably wouldn’t go above 8-10 hours for a drive.<br/><br/> As for body parts: Your face, your breasts, and anything else you might want to send my way. I’d also like to hear your voice first.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/annoyatron" target="_blank">Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!</a> </p></p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/374692435http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/374692435Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:04:54 -0500formspring.me<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>Is there anyone who gives a damn what YOU think of debihope? Do you think she does?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">This is so 8,726,348 Internets ago. Next.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/annoyatron" target="_blank">Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!</a> </p></p>http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/374689573http://tumblr.annoyatron.org/post/374689573Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:02:58 -0500formspring.me