annoyatron: crickets and tumbleweed

I curbstomped this week. Now, weekend mode engaged. #cheers...

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:51:35 -0400

I curbstomped this week. Now, weekend mode engaged. #cheers (Taken with instagram)

kareenazerefos: Little sneak peek at a private commission I am...

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:31:53 -0400

kareenazerefos:

Little sneak peek at a private commission I am working on.

Saw this on the side of the road on our way back from lunch. How...

Thu, 24 May 2012 13:44:34 -0400

Saw this on the side of the road on our way back from lunch. How in the hell? #strange #funny (Taken with instagram)

darksidelawyer: Sweet dreams. I literally giggle-snorted when...

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:52:59 -0400

darksidelawyer:

Sweet dreams.

I literally giggle-snorted when I saw this.

xntrek: Duck season!

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:04:33 -0400

xntrek:

Duck season!

Taken with instagram

Tue, 22 May 2012 10:28:55 -0400

Taken with instagram

Google Chromebook #chromeos #google (Taken with instagram)

Sun, 20 May 2012 12:44:13 -0400

Google Chromebook #chromeos #google (Taken with instagram)

One of our feline coworkers in the print shop #cat #workpets...

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:53:49 -0400

One of our feline coworkers in the print shop #cat #workpets (Taken with instagram)

Photo

Fri, 18 May 2012 09:59:11 -0400

Meme Tangential Point #guns #sst #piercing (Taken with...

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:34:30 -0400

Meme Tangential Point #guns #sst #piercing (Taken with instagram)

eviljason: thedude——: It could happen.. 2 girls, 1...

Wed, 16 May 2012 04:26:58 -0400

eviljason:

thedude——:

It could happen..

2 girls, 1 funnel.

Only in Mexico.

jackarce: Advertising People Vs. Normal People. On a social...

Wed, 16 May 2012 04:23:06 -0400

jackarce:

Advertising People Vs. Normal People. On a social networking scale.

What about Plurk?! I mean, seriously? What decent Ad Man would not have a Plurk account? PLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK

iimnotwhatsherface: I got honked at 3 times last semester...

Wed, 16 May 2012 04:18:42 -0400

iimnotwhatsherface:

I got honked at 3 times last semester -_-

I wish people honked at me for being beautiful.

Why people do this still confuses me. Why have all these words...

Wed, 16 May 2012 04:17:26 -0400

Why people do this still confuses me. Why have all these words on your body when one picture conveys a thousand words?

Shading of the bottom part of my sleeve healing up nicely....

Tue, 15 May 2012 15:27:37 -0400

Shading of the bottom part of my sleeve healing up nicely. #tattoo #sleeve (Taken with instagram)

sealedwithafist: Father says it, mother says it Sister says it,...

Tue, 15 May 2012 14:24:52 -0400

sealedwithafist:

Father says it, mother says it Sister says it, brother says it Uncle says it, Auntie says it Everyone at the party says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The horse says it, the pig says it The judge in his wig says it The fox and the rabbit And the nun in her habit says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

My mate Bill Gates says it The President of the United States says it The slacker and the worker The girl in her burqa says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The general with his tank says it The man at the bank says it The soldier with his rocket And the mouse in my pocket says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The drug-addled wreck With a needle in his neck says it The drunk says it, punk says it The brave Buddhist monk says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

Hit me up, baby, and knock me down Drop what you’re doing and come around We can hold hands till the sun goes down Cause I know That you And I Can be Together Cause I love you

The blind referee says it The unlucky amputee says it The giant killer bee Landing on my knee says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The cop with his breathalyser The paddy with his fertiliser The man in the basement That’s getting a taste for it says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The fucked-up Rastafarian says it The dribbling libertarian says it The sweet little Goth With the ears of cloth says Babe, I’m on fire Babe’ I’m on fire

The cross-over country singer says it The hump-backed bell ringer says it The swinger, the flinger The outraged right-winger says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The man going hiking says it The misunderstood Viking says it The man at the rodeo And the lonely old Eskimo says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The mild little Christian says it The wild Sonny Liston says it The pimp and the gimp And the guy with the limp says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The blind piano tuner says it The Las Vegas crooner says it The hooligan mooner Holding a schooner says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The Chinese contortionist says it The backyard abortionist says it The poor Pakistani With his lamb Bhirriani says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The hopeless defendant says it The toilet attendant says it The pornographer, the stenographer The fashion photographer says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The college professor says it The vicious cross-dresser says it Grandma and Grandpa In the back of the car says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The hack at the doorstep says it The midwife with her forceps says it The demented young lady Who is roasting her baby On the fire Babe, I’m on fire

The athlete with his hernia says it Picasso with his Guernica says it My wife with her furniture Everybody! Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The laughing hyena says it The homesick polish cleaner says it The man from the Klan With a torch in his hand says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The Chinese herbologist says it The Christian apologist says it The dog and the frog Sitting on a log says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The foxhunting toff says it The horrible moth says it The doomed homosexual With the persistent cough says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The Papist with his soul says it The rapist on a roll says it Jack says it, Jill says it As they roll down the hill Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The clever circus flea says it The sailor on the sea says it The man from the Daily Mail With his dead refugee says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The hymen-busting Zulu says it The proud kangaroo says it The koala, the echidna And the platypus too says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The disgraced country vicar says it The crazed guitar picker says it The beatnik, the peacenik The apparachick says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The deranged midnight stalker says it Garcia Lorca says it The hit man, Walt Whitman And the haliototic talker says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The wine taster with his nose says it The fireman with his hose says it The pedestrian, the equestrian The tap-dancer with his toes says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The beast in the beauty pageant The pimply real estate agent The beach-comber, the roamer The girl in a coma says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The old rock’n’roller With his two-seater stroller And the fan in the van With the abominable plan says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The menstruating Jewess says it The nervous stewardess says it The hijacker, the backpacker The cunning safecracker says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The sports commentator says it The old alligator says it The tennis pro with his racquet The loon in the straight jacket Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The butcher with his cleaver says it The mad basket weaver says it The jaded boxing writer And the glass-jawed fighter says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The old town cryer says it The inveterate liar says it The pilchard, the bream And the trout in the stream Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The war correspondent says it The enthused and the despondent says it The electrician, the mortician And the man going fishin’ says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The cattleman from Down Under says it The patriot with his plunder says it Watching a boat of full of refugees Sinking into the sea Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The silicone junky says it The corporate flunky says it The Italian designer With his rickshaw in China says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The trucker with his juggernaut says it The lost astronaut says it The share cropper, the bent copper The compulsive shopper says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

The Viennese vampire says it The cowboy round his campfire says it The game show panellist The Jungian analyst says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

Warren says it, Blixa says it The lighting guy and mixer says it Mick says it, Marty says it Everyone at the party says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on Fire

The hairy arachnophobic says it The scary agoraphobic says it The mother, the brother And the decomposing lover says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire

ARB Nick Cave

darksidelawyer: jazzerscissor: Whoa. EDIT: I don’t think he...

Tue, 15 May 2012 11:51:02 -0400

darksidelawyer:

jazzerscissor:

Whoa.

EDIT: I don’t think he could, actually. Gods are more powerful than Magneto. I don’t think he could, and that’s my final answer.

From a purely scientific standpoint Magneto ought to be able to lift Mjölnir since science has long ago discredited any notions of “magic.” When you apply magic to the mix Magneto simply can’t lift Mjölnir because he is not Thor.

The simple answer is: NO; MAGNETO CANNOT LIFT THOR’S HAMMER, MJÖLNIR.

jaefilth: dead dead2

Sun, 13 May 2012 12:08:01 -0400

jaefilth:

dead

dead²

Oh my god, the trolls!

Thu, 10 May 2012 22:17:16 -0400

Oh my god, the trolls!

#tree #nature #flower (Taken with instagram)

Tue, 08 May 2012 18:48:18 -0400

#tree #nature #flower (Taken with instagram)