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kaching:

The Food Stamp President: Everyday President Obama is freeing more people from the bonds of wage slavery. Former oil rig, construction, and retail workers, who once toiled under the yoke of their capitalist oppressors. Now stand with a growing number of liberated workers, whose daily wants and needs are provided by the government.
The numbers are incredible. In just three years Obama has added 12 million emancipated workers to the Food Stamp program. That is a 38% increase for a total of 44 million. No longer exploited for their labor, these men and women are free to live a sparse life without the stress of too many choices or the heavy burden of supporting our consumer society. Those who once were just a small cog in the large capitalist planet raping machine, now can enjoy a guilt-free life of dependency.
As impressive as Obama’s success has been, there are many who still suffer under self-reliance. To those still shackled to a job, do not give up hope. Obama has plans to further increase regulations and taxes which is sure to beat back job creation. Soon, you too will be living a scant existence with your very own Obamacard.
(via Maksim @ The People’s Cube )

Or, you could just keep your job and pay taxes so that these 44 million losers can mooch off of you.

The Food Stamp President: Everyday President Obama is freeing more people from the bonds of wage slavery. Former oil rig, construction, and retail workers, who once toiled under the yoke of their capitalist oppressors. Now stand with a growing number of liberated workers, whose daily wants and needs are provided by the government.

The numbers are incredible. In just three years Obama has added 12 million emancipated workers to the Food Stamp program. That is a 38% increase for a total of 44 million. No longer exploited for their labor, these men and women are free to live a sparse life without the stress of too many choices or the heavy burden of supporting our consumer society. Those who once were just a small cog in the large capitalist planet raping machine, now can enjoy a guilt-free life of dependency.

As impressive as Obama’s success has been, there are many who still suffer under self-reliance. To those still shackled to a job, do not give up hope. Obama has plans to further increase regulations and taxes which is sure to beat back job creation. Soon, you too will be living a scant existence with your very own Obamacard.

(via Maksim @ The People’s Cube )

Or, you could just keep your job and pay taxes so that these 44 million losers can mooch off of you.

(via skyghe)

Source: thepeoplescube.com