annoyatron: crickets and tumbleweed

rossruns:

We’ve got at least one individual with very strong passive-aggressive tendencies in the office. They also apparently don’t know how to use their spell-check program, although they did quite a nice job at the formatting for the “Low Coffee Level” contestants. (I would have centered the headings above the blank spaces, but that’s just a personal preference.)
We’ve got at least one smartass in the office (not counting myself [and I did not write either the note or the response])
I am almost positive this is going to escalate into a conflict of epic proportions, and the only solution will be to nuke the coffee machine and have everyone start drinking tea. Stocking up on my Earl Grey, just in case.

The one thing that gets me is that these are adults that probably have kids, lead responsible lives, and so forth and so on… How hard is it to put on another pot of coffee if you take the last bit? If you’re lazy, just pour it all out, and wait for someone else to put a new pot on so you can get another cup. Just don’t leave it burning into the pot so that it will take fy hunnit years to clean the fucking thing before you can put on another pot.
Fucking degenerates.

We’ve got at least one individual with very strong passive-aggressive tendencies in the office. They also apparently don’t know how to use their spell-check program, although they did quite a nice job at the formatting for the “Low Coffee Level” contestants. (I would have centered the headings above the blank spaces, but that’s just a personal preference.)

We’ve got at least one smartass in the office (not counting myself [and I did not write either the note or the response])

I am almost positive this is going to escalate into a conflict of epic proportions, and the only solution will be to nuke the coffee machine and have everyone start drinking tea. Stocking up on my Earl Grey, just in case.

The one thing that gets me is that these are adults that probably have kids, lead responsible lives, and so forth and so on… How hard is it to put on another pot of coffee if you take the last bit? If you’re lazy, just pour it all out, and wait for someone else to put a new pot on so you can get another cup. Just don’t leave it burning into the pot so that it will take fy hunnit years to clean the fucking thing before you can put on another pot.

Fucking degenerates.

Source: rossruns