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I am livid. Fuming. I am ready to go to some bitch’s house and nail their goddamn dog to a piece of unyielding surface. Some nondescript piece of human trash, of course, not anybody mentioned in the image attached, never.
So, here’s the thing. My wages are garnished. Over $500 taken out of each of my two paychecks a month. Over $800 taken out of my tax return to pay for child support fees owed.
Where THE FUCK does this come from? I even called my boss and asked if I had been secretly fired two weeks ago to make this actually possible. He sounded hurt that I could even imply such a thing. I know, he’s a fucking awesome guy and he would never do that. I still had to confirm it.
So, Ms. Hawkins… Why do I all of a sudden owe you a month’s worth of child support? I have no idea. I wish you would explain this to me. Quite imminently before I slap a bitch, if you catch my general drift.
As much as I love paying to support my children, there’s something seriously wrong with the child support system of America. Sure, go ahead and flame me because you’re a single mother with a douche-bag no good unemployed father that would rather spend his money on hookers and blow. I pay my fucking dues. I do my very best to make sure that my children are provided for. Insurance. Garnished wages. My ex even asked me to take them off of the insurance a few months before the whole thing. Not that I know why the fuck she would do that, other than to play the victim. I sure hope she has a job. Maybe then she can contribute something as well other than once having had a baby in her belly.
If you can’t fucking afford it, I’ll gladly take them on and make sure that they have everything they ever wanted.
Well, that’s not going to happen unless I somehow manage to discredit her as a danger to our children. I wish she would just take up crack or something.
Rant. WELL. DESERVED.
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I am livid. Fuming. I am ready to go to some bitch’s house and nail their goddamn dog to a piece of unyielding surface. Some nondescript piece of human trash, of course, not anybody mentioned in the image attached, never.

So, here’s the thing. My wages are garnished. Over $500 taken out of each of my two paychecks a month. Over $800 taken out of my tax return to pay for child support fees owed.

Where THE FUCK does this come from? I even called my boss and asked if I had been secretly fired two weeks ago to make this actually possible. He sounded hurt that I could even imply such a thing. I know, he’s a fucking awesome guy and he would never do that. I still had to confirm it.

So, Ms. Hawkins… Why do I all of a sudden owe you a month’s worth of child support? I have no idea. I wish you would explain this to me. Quite imminently before I slap a bitch, if you catch my general drift.

As much as I love paying to support my children, there’s something seriously wrong with the child support system of America. Sure, go ahead and flame me because you’re a single mother with a douche-bag no good unemployed father that would rather spend his money on hookers and blow. I pay my fucking dues. I do my very best to make sure that my children are provided for. Insurance. Garnished wages. My ex even asked me to take them off of the insurance a few months before the whole thing. Not that I know why the fuck she would do that, other than to play the victim. I sure hope she has a job. Maybe then she can contribute something as well other than once having had a baby in her belly.

If you can’t fucking afford it, I’ll gladly take them on and make sure that they have everything they ever wanted.

Well, that’s not going to happen unless I somehow manage to discredit her as a danger to our children. I wish she would just take up crack or something.

Rant. WELL. DESERVED.

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  3. deviantpixel said: I would be a bit concerned if she asked you to remove your children from your insurance. Usually (not sure of your papers) the non-custodial parent is 100% responsible for keeping insurance on the child.
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  6. chronically-awesome said: If they take it out automatically, then how could you be delinquent? Sounds like some bureaucratic fuck up. Government offices are good at that. Hope you can resolve it speedily.
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  12. dammitkate said: OMG that sucks so hard. I’m so sorry that some mothers are just bitches looking for a free payday. TEAM ANNOYATRON!!!
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