Cannibalism
- Me: It's good to see you didn't starve to death on the way to a restaurant. Although I wouldn't put cannibalism past you.
- Harrison: Hey, if people didn't want to be eaten, they wouldn't taste so good. There, I said it.
- Me: I bet LA people don't taste that good, though. They taste like yoga and wheatgrass.
- Harrison: Kind of hollow, yeah. Sure, it's organic and good for you, but who really wants that?
- Me: It isn't food for the soul.
- Harrison: Yeah, exactly. It's like tofu people. If I wanted tofu I wouldn't be a cannibal, for God's sake.
- Me: Usually only Catholics are cannibals for God's sake.
Source: mmemordant
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