annoyatron

Help Will fulfill his Racing Dreams!

Working on a deal to race the Chili Bowl! This is one of the Crown Jewel’s in midget racing. It is televised race as well AND could be a career making race. there is also a possibility of being on a reality show for this as well.. If any one wants to help out with sponsorship any little bit would help.. This is a huge dream of mine to run this race.. A lot of Big Names run this deal from NASCAR, NHRA, World of Outlaws and a lot of other places.. If you or anyone you know might be interested in helping PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me asap!!

- Will

Yes, he’s racing midgets. He’s just afraid to say it. Little, tiny, vertically challenged people. The jockeys (Will and his ilk) ride them on a dirt course. Most of the midgets die from starvation and dehydration while the rest perish from scandalous sexual abuse. PETA never got involved, because midgets aren’t animals.

This post has been sponsored by Annoyatron’s desire to see Will race midgets.

Get this fucker in a race car! You know what to do.

Here’s a PLEDGIE. We’ll sponsor Will. He can just put a giant logo with the text: “The Internet Loves Me!” on his car.

http://pledgie.com/campaigns/18331

If you donate and want your name on the car, somehow, we’ll figure something out! I’m sure I can talk Will into whatever we’ll think up! Shh, don’t tell him! (He’ll see this anyway…)

REBLOG THE HELL OUT OF THIS!

Love,
T