My Cover Is Blown
Went to the store after work to get some pineapple juice.
The clerk rings me up.
I pay.
He looks at me. Asks:
Is that for your vodka?
1-Why the hell would he think I’m going home to drink alone and drown myself in a lonely sorrow?
2-HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW I was going home to drink alone and drown in my lonely sorrows?
So I look him square in the eyes and respond:
Yup
What I really wanted to yell was
STAY OUT OF MY HEAD YOU FREAK!
Needless to say, it will be a while before I go back to that store and let that crazy guy read my mind…
I bet you he asks everybody that same question.
“That pineapple for your vodka?”
“That pack of condoms for your vodka?”
“That case of beer for your vodka?”
“That vodka for your vodka?”
“Yo, we heard you like vodka so we put vodka inside your vodka so you can drink vodka while drinking vodka.”
Source: donaldislost
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bet you he asks everybody...same question. “That pineapple
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