annoyatron: crickets and tumbleweed

Q:I've been watching zombie movies all day and whenever I watch them, I always think "what if I were one of the survivors?"

so, here's your zombie questionairre! (please explain your answers)

1. who's in your group of survivors?

2. mode of transportation?

3. where are you going?

4. who do you take out first? (zombies only, you sick fucks!)

5. who do you let live even though they've been bitten and you're being the irresponsible asshole who puts the entire group at risk?

6. are you leading your fellow survivors or taking orders?

7. if you're bitten, do you tell the group?

and the most important question of all...

8. if you ran into me (as a zombie) do you take me out or let me shamble along?

Zombies! Love it!

1. My group of survivors would include Jillzey and The Kid, because I would never go anywhere without them. They are both smart enough to not get infected.

2. M39 6X6 truck. Easy to find fuel for. Will make scrap metal out of most other vehicles out there. Put a snow plow on there and I’m good to go. I can also stack tons of supplies on it.

3. Up into the mountains, find and clear a house that has a good vantage point and 360 degree view. Clear brush around house if necessary. Set up Concertina wire fences and fortify. Let them try to shamble their way through that.

4. No particular order. Conserve ammo. Make sure that the zombie is an actual threat before firing/attacking. If I happen to see Rev. Jerry Falwell shambling about, I will make a point out of blowing him apart with the largest caliber weapon in my arsenal.

5. None of us will be bitten, we are all too paranoid for that to happen. In the event it did, I’d rather us all die at the same time.

6. Leading together with Jillzey.

7. Immediately.

8. I would take you out. No remorse. No guilt.