Wedding Registry, No Clue!
Alright, Jillzey set up a Wedding Registry for us. I have no idea what to add to it. We live in an apartment. If I had a house I’d stick some stuff for the yard in there. You know, Lamborghini Riding Lawnmower (if they don’t make one, they need to), Archery Targets, Skeet Station, chainsaw, flamingos, zombie garden gnomes, minigun turret hooked up to the alarm system…
Fuck, I dunno. What does a dude want for a wedding present? Oh, wait, I know! A gun! So I can protect my wife and her child! Alright. Sticking that in there. What else? Help me out here, guys!
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suzyfuckingtaco said:
Guns, ammo, a fancy BBQ or meat smoker, one of those gimp masks, and a Shopvac.
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