annoyatron: crickets and tumbleweed

7things Sunday: If you could have three wishes, what would they be?

What if my first wish was to have unlimited wishes? What if I decided to get drunk and wish that everybody had a Four Loko and that they were already two deep? There’d be some really drunk infants. What if I wished for eternal happiness and bliss for everybody that has ever had a bad time? They’d be fucking bored as dicks for the rest of their lives, so then I’d have to fix that. And then… It’d be like the Matrix all over again.

I think my first wish would be: “I wish this type of wishing was only a figment of our imagination so that nobody can destroy the universe.” Then I wouldn’t even need the second two.