I started a vegetarian diet little over a week ago. It’s been going very well so far. I think my body is getting rid of toxins and other meat related substances because I just took the longest and loudest shit of my life. There. Don’t you feel better after I told you this?
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Sometimes I like to lie in bed just looking at my cleavage and thinking about all the crucial deadlines I’m not meeting.
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