Things I never thought I’d ever do again
- Change a diaper full of poop.
- Watch Over The Hedge on repeat.
- Listen to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
- Sing along to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
- Use anything with the name “Tonka” on it.
- Carry a small child around.
- Place a gentle kiss on said child’s forehead.
- Go insane after the 30th time Twinkle Twinkle Little Star plays.
- Thinking long and hard about taking audio toys away.
- Remembering cursing my mother for buying loud toys.
Oh nothing. Just babysitting my roommate’s toddler. I’m thinking about calling @CubaVinnie and inviting him over for dinner. What are you doing?
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jillzey said:
I’m eternally sad that I’m missing @annoyatron babysitting. You should get the kid high while you’re at it. He is Jason’s kid after all.
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chronically-awesome answered:
My rule #1 for parenting toddlers: don’t buy the toys that make the noise.
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