bllix: Um, probably the cutest thing I’ve seen all DARKNESS ETERNAL. Yeah, way more cute than anything with a kitten involved. Suck on that, you fucking cat people. “Look at my cat!!!!” No, YOU look at my cat. Never mind that I don’t have a cat. We both know that if I did have a cat, it would definitely make your cat look like an asshole. Did you know?”OMG LOOK! AT THIS FUCKING CAT! LOL” accounts for 83% of user-generated content currently live on the Internet today. If you don’t believe me, look it up. I don’t know why I always have to be your go-to person for statistical information that is completely fabricated. It’s probably because I’m a strong black woman, and I respect that. Anyway, the point is, fuck cats. The secondary point is, this baby GETS IT. I wish I could say the same for mom, but she’s giving away the fact that this is probably the 1,834th take. Her over-precise corpse paint and the glaring lack of a Baphomet pendant are additional telltale signs of poserdom. At least the dad knows this baby is inarguably the product of HIS WRETCHED SEED OF MALEFICENCE PLANTED IN THE DIABOLICAL DOOM-WOMB OF WHAT’S-HER-FACE. Sorry, Montel, your baldheaded wisdom is not needed here. Pretty fucking EPIC.
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Um, probably the cutest thing I’ve seen all DARKNESS ETERNAL. Yeah, way more cute than anything with a kitten involved. Suck on that, you fucking cat people. “Look at my cat!!!!” No, YOU look at my cat. Never mind that I don’t have a cat. We both know that if I did have a cat, it would definitely make your cat look like an asshole.

Did you know?
”OMG LOOK! AT THIS FUCKING CAT! LOL” accounts for 83% of user-generated content currently live on the Internet today. If you don’t believe me, look it up. I don’t know why I always have to be your go-to person for statistical information that is completely fabricated. It’s probably because I’m a strong black woman, and I respect that.

Anyway, the point is, fuck cats. The secondary point is, this baby GETS IT. I wish I could say the same for mom, but she’s giving away the fact that this is probably the 1,834th take. Her over-precise corpse paint and the glaring lack of a Baphomet pendant are additional telltale signs of poserdom. At least the dad knows this baby is inarguably the product of HIS WRETCHED SEED OF MALEFICENCE PLANTED IN THE DIABOLICAL DOOM-WOMB OF WHAT’S-HER-FACE. Sorry, Montel, your baldheaded wisdom is not needed here.

Pretty fucking EPIC.

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    thats me in the future in like 10 years….minus the baby and the inverted cross…:D
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    I want a family like this.
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    love this family portrait
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