That time The Kid…
… Thought that Oxycontin and Hydrocodone were available over the counter. Yeah, I guess it’s people like him that order them online and then wonder why a twenty man SWAT team busts down their door and carts them off to a federal penitentiary.
God Bless America.
Please, folks, for the love of everything holy, at least have the wits to treat your favorite candy as the hard drug it is. Don’t order it online. Don’t talk about it. Don’t even talk about it if you have a prescription. Don’t submit to mental health evaluations*.
Just go to your favorite ghetto neighborhood McDonalds and buy it from your local dealer. Park your car with the plates facing the wall. Order a Big Mac with a side of Opiates and scurry home.
* You will be classified as a mental health risk by the government and will be unable to do several things that our wonderful constitution enables you to do. Like buying a gun in most states. Even if you just take something for GAD.
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misterelguapo said:
Oh, the innocence of youth. Say what’s up to The Kid for me.
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