Q:Are you a billionaire? If not, then you are not in the 1 percent. You are a smug idiot that somehow manages to hold down some crappy job and, also, sucks big bank dick. If you are a billionaire, nevermind, just go back to twirling on that silver spoon stuck up your butt.
Anonymous
Yes, I am a smug asshole. I stand behind my smugness instead of hiding behind an anonymous message. I definitely suck big bank dick. They shove it down my throat every so often coated in $35 overdraft fees and $2 ATM fees.
