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You are all goddesses. I adore the photographic testaments of your freedom from preconceived notions. You will all find a person to worship you as you should be worshipped. I salute you. OK, my penis salutes you. There, are you happy now, because I will be sleeping in the cat house for the next foreseeable future.

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fullfr0ntalnerdity:

Sometimes..

I know a guy that knows a guy that knows a polar bear…
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fullfr0ntalnerdity:

Sometimes..

I know a guy that knows a guy that knows a polar bear…

Source: thedude----

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SST

For fear of repeating The Great Pink Towel incident I will not be posting SST semi-nudes of myself. I know, a few of you are really disappointed, think of the greater good: We have saved the vast majority of Tumblr from eye bleach irritation and meme creation anxiety.

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“I can count to GLaDOS!”
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“I can count to GLaDOS!”

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    • #annoyatron
    • #portal
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sealedwithafist:

Sweet.

Summoning Ariel The Little Mermaid as we speak. My coworkers are petitioning to have me fired because of the smell of fish and all the seaweed in the office.
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sealedwithafist:

Sweet.

Summoning Ariel The Little Mermaid as we speak. My coworkers are petitioning to have me fired because of the smell of fish and all the seaweed in the office.

Source: sealedwithafist

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This word machine knows me well.

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For a mere $8 a year we can tell you how to be a gay-ass European vampire that glitters in the sun. We will tell you all about how to score with 14 year old girls. GO TEAM EDWARD AND DETAILS MAGAZINE!  (Taken with instagram)
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For a mere $8 a year we can tell you how to be a gay-ass European vampire that glitters in the sun. We will tell you all about how to score with 14 year old girls. GO TEAM EDWARD AND DETAILS MAGAZINE! (Taken with instagram)

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Dogwood: pretty and awful at the same time.  (Taken with instagram)
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Dogwood: pretty and awful at the same time. (Taken with instagram)

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(via darksidelawyer)

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Area 15 Barcamp 7 graffiti  (Taken with Instagram at Area Fifteen)
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Area 15 Barcamp 7 graffiti (Taken with Instagram at Area Fifteen)

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