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smashysmash:

show off.

I know some of you—followers mine—like tattooed chicks as much as I do so here’s somebody you should follow because she’s funny, silly, and pretty darn cute. Also, don’t tell Jillzey I reblogged this, because she will fire me. Well, break my face for talking about a tattooed girl that isn’t her… Almost the same thing…
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smashysmash:

show off.

I know some of you—followers mine—like tattooed chicks as much as I do so here’s somebody you should follow because she’s funny, silly, and pretty darn cute. Also, don’t tell Jillzey I reblogged this, because she will fire me. Well, break my face for talking about a tattooed girl that isn’t her… Almost the same thing…

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thedailywhat:

TfD.

Totally do this sometimes.
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thedailywhat:

TfD.

Totally do this sometimes.

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Truthful Sunday

I am sure you were all watching the game. How about them Giants, huh?

Me, I was dealing with some demons. As some of you know I drink a lot. A lot. I spent the last week and a half being sober. It worked out pretty well. Except for me deciding to try a weekend night at the bar. Not such a brilliant idea. Back on the wagon.

Tomorrow we will try again, me and sobriety. Maybe we will have a better relationship, one where I do not attempt to outsmart myself. I hope you have a good evening, and if you can, send some good thoughts my way…

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Oh nothing, just upping my lockpicking skill in Skyrim, LIKE A BAWSE.
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Oh nothing, just upping my lockpicking skill in Skyrim, LIKE A BAWSE.

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via lickypickystickyfree

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Growing up, we had about seventeen guys named Johan in our circle of friends. They all had nicknames or were addressed by their last name if it did not conflict with another last name, which was sometimes the case.
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Growing up, we had about seventeen guys named Johan in our circle of friends. They all had nicknames or were addressed by their last name if it did not conflict with another last name, which was sometimes the case.

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    • #people named johan erik maria anna
    • #le sigh
    • #swedish problems
    • #confusion
    • #sweden
    • #sverige
    • #svensk
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jonjonlewis:

hackandslash:

oh wow, this pisses me off. maybe i’m just in a pissed off mood already, but WHAT.
one of those guys could be an amazing father. you don’t know what a bad father looks like. just.. gfto.

This pisses me off too.  This is amazingly racist, amazing judgmental, and amazingly sexist.

I think they may be referring to her being a ginger. We all know they don’t have souls and therefore they will inevitably become single. Besides, she’s hanging with the dude that looks to be from South America, and I’ve heard that they are very faithful and monogamous. Still, she’s a redhead.
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jonjonlewis:

hackandslash:

oh wow, this pisses me off. maybe i’m just in a pissed off mood already, but WHAT.

one of those guys could be an amazing father. you don’t know what a bad father looks like. just.. gfto.

This pisses me off too.  This is amazingly racist, amazing judgmental, and amazingly sexist.

I think they may be referring to her being a ginger. We all know they don’t have souls and therefore they will inevitably become single. Besides, she’s hanging with the dude that looks to be from South America, and I’ve heard that they are very faithful and monogamous. Still, she’s a redhead.

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We’re getting married on June 30th!

Gratuitous announcement of our wedding while simultaneously trying out the new Tumblr feature. If you guys want to come to the most awesome party this year, etch June 30th into your forehead so you don’t forget!

The reception will be held at Beartrap Lodge in the mountains of Utah. The lodge sleeps 24 — in beds, there’s always the floor — so if you are planning on staying with us through the weekend please let us know so that we can make sure that we have enough room for everybody. We will provide kegs, food, and entertainment. If you wish to indulge in stronger alcoholic beverages we ask that you bring your own.

In other words, I am pretty damn stoked!

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For being a bunch of people who post pictures saying “No fucks given!” all the time, you guys sure seem to give a fuck about everything.

Yup, you sure do. Oh wait, I wasn’t supposed to call you out here?

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GPOY DRIVING, LIKE A BAWSE
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GPOY DRIVING, LIKE A BAWSE

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