annoyatron: tumbleweed and crickets
Ask me anything!
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Would you consider coming to Texas to marry my sister-in-law? I’m asking for my sister-in-law.
Possibly, depending on the dowry. Also, is she hot?
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Would you be willing to join an ABBA tribute band?
No, never. Personally I hate ABBA.
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when are you coming to texas? I’m asking for a friend.
I have no current plans of coming to Texas. I would like to see Texas though, since I haven’t really been anywhere on the west coast.
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If you were stuck on a raft, who would you prefer being with, me or vinnie?
Definitely you. Vinnie is cute and all, but he’s got some terrible bean farts.
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Would you fly cross-country to meet a twitter crush? How far would you be willing to drive? And what body part do you need to see in pictures before it happens?
I might fly cross-country to meet a twitter crush, yes. As for driving, I probably wouldn’t go above 8-10 hours for a drive.
As for body parts: Your face, your breasts, and anything else you might want to send my way. I’d also like to hear your voice first.
