I’m pretty sure that someone should wire Sky Captain McFatster’s jaws shut and force him to eat through a straw for a few years. Then he can fly with me.
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“I’m the night, I’m the night, / I’m the dark and the light. / With eyes that see inside you.” — Rainbow, Man On The Silver Mountain
“Die for me, die for my sins for I’ve seen / My cold and bitter end” — Sanctuary, Die For My Sins
“Fly high and touch the sky, you’re the angel I adore” — Angel Witch
Morning. DIE! “Curses on thee, tongue of evil / Cursed be thy life forever!”
With all the Internet ladies loving on you all the time, do I have any chance of stealing your affections?
Your chances are with all probability greater than those of others. Although it does of course depend on whether or not I will be allowed to play D&D with Kevin or not.