April 2012
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SST
You are all goddesses. I adore the photographic testaments of your freedom from preconceived notions. You will all find a person to worship you as you should be worshipped. I salute you. OK, my penis salutes you. There, are you happy now, because I will be sleeping in the cat house for the next foreseeable future.
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For fear of repeating The Great Pink Towel incident I will not be posting SST semi-nudes of myself. I know, a few of you are really disappointed, think of the greater good: We have saved the vast majority of Tumblr from eye bleach irritation and meme creation anxiety.
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If you Google your initials, what's the first...
“Pulmonary Tuberculosis”
Tuberculosis, MTB, or TB (short for tubercle bacillus) is a common, and in many cases lethal, infectious disease caused by various strains of mycobacteria, usually Mycobacterium tuberculosis. [1] Tuberculosis typically attacks the lungs but can also affect other parts of the body. It is spread through the air when people who have an active TB infection cough,...
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A Tale of Race and The Extent of Irony
I am sure that you have all—providing you live in the United States—filled out one of those forms where you have to denote what race you belong to. There are check boxes for African American, Pacific Islander, Asian, and a number of other races. However, these questionnaires never include a check box for Scandinavian.
Let me ask you: How does the American government define race?...
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New Black Panthers Use Zimmerman Bounty For Trip...
This made me chuckle continuously for several minutes. I am still trying to recover my breath and my coworkers are looking at me like I am insane. Which, besides the point, I happen to be.
SANFORD, FLA – After receiving the news that George Zimmerman had been arrested for killing Trayvon Martin, the New Black Panther Party announced that they’ve retracted the $10,000 bounty they’d placed on...
Unfollowing
Hey, for the reference, I haven’t unfollowed anybody on Tumblr in the last few weeks, so if it looks like I am not following you, please poke me.
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lafix:
When a rich woman wants to stay home with her kids, she’s lauded, and parenting is called one of the hardest jobs you can do. When a poor woman wants to stay home with her kids, she needs to learn the “dignity of work.” A rich, white woman who stays at home is a good mother. A poor, black woman who stays at home is welfare queen.
If the poor woman is a single mother,...
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The most disgusting thing ever
I once saw a guy eat raw ham, crack open four-five eggs on his teeth and swallow them, swallow some green peppers and onions, and then… He vomited everything back up into a frying pan, fried it up, and proceeded to eat his vomit omelet. Fraternity prank at its best, or worst.
Personally I cannot stand vomit. I am a very sympathetic puker. This still makes me dry heave a little bit when I...
FUCK OFF AND DIE.
Yes, that means all of you. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow with more butthurt, drama, and bickering. If you have posted legs, boobs, or any other sexy part of your body, consider yourself excluded from this message.
The conversation went something like this:
thatchicmichelle:
Me: *walking up to Intern’s desk*
Intern: *quickly minimizing something on his screen*
Me: Hey, I don’t mind that you’re looking at porn while you’re at work, you gotta take that up with IT.
Intern: Haha, nah, I was just catching up on my blog site.
Me: (nervously) Oh yeah, you have a blog?
Intern: Yeah, it’s not really anything great. Kinda like facebook, but better. It’s...
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There's mention of drama, but no sign of actual...
kaonicks:
I’m naked! I’m not posting pics!
I hate nutella!
I hate chocolate!
Kittens are better than puppies!
Gin is nasty!
Bacon is amazing!
Vegetables suck!
Hot dogs require ketchup!
Pick a flavor and run with it. Enjoy.
FUCK YOU FOR HATING NUTELLA YOU STUPID CUNT! (There, was that good enough for drama? Can we have a cat fight now? I mean, a literal CAT FIGHT where we toss our cats...
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