February 2011
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WatchNeon Nights — MSTRKRFT
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Marauding Gay Hordes Drag Thousands Of Helpless... →
WASHINGTON—Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals.
I just started a gun blog on Tumblr
Do you want to help out? I’d be excited to have some co-editors to help out! Right now there’s not much there because I just started it…
I have been thinking about doing a podcast as well for the blog, we’ll see what happens with that. I might need to get a better microphone first.
http://gunblog.tumblr.com/
Let me know if you want to help out!
WatchI don’t know what is going on with FailBlog these days, but they are apparently allowing anything these days. The video above is not funny, at all. There’s no comedy in seeing a race car roll down a hill. From inside the car. It’s a brutal crash. The driver, Robert Cubica, is facing even more surgery. So, what’s next on FailBlog?
Plane crashes? — Wrong ticket FAIL
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My thoughts on politics in America
iamjasonnelms:
They are all the same.
At least, the 2 major parties members are all the same. What they say is different but what they do, once in office, is nearly identical.
For instance, President Obama ran on “Change” and promised sweeping reforms. Once in office, he adopted 96% of the policies that Bush had set post 9/11. Yet Republicans bemoan his leadership and Democrats praise...
life tip: not having had "your morning coffee" is...
For. Truth.
“I want to be with those who know secret things or else alone.”
– Rainer Maria Rilke
“If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no...”
– Henry Rollins
Child support update
Alright, so I called the corporate office to verify that the payments are going out of my paychecks as they should, and they are. Then I called the county child support enforcement to check with them and apparently they have received all the payments up until now. Apparently I owed back child support for June and July. For some reason they didn’t start garnishing until August. Y U BE SO...
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Pretty sure we shouldn’t be discussing abortion and rape on Tumblr.
Cannibalism
Me: It's good to see you didn't starve to death on the way to a restaurant. Although I wouldn't put cannibalism past you.
Harrison: Hey, if people didn't want to be eaten, they wouldn't taste so good. There, I said it.
Me: I bet LA people don't taste that good, though. They taste like yoga and wheatgrass.
Harrison: Kind of hollow, yeah. Sure, it's organic and good for you, but who really wants that?
Me: It isn't food for the soul.
Harrison: Yeah, exactly. It's like tofu people. If I wanted tofu I wouldn't be a cannibal, for God's sake.
Me: Usually only Catholics are cannibals for God's sake.
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I think I spent too much time on Tumblr, this is... →
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ROLL CALL!
