annoyatron: crickets and tumbleweed: Archive

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Fuck you, Tumblr

I suppose because someone created a browser plugin to actually make your site USABLE, you decided to try to shut them down. Fine. You wonder why so many people are using Missing E? There’s your answer. Why don’t you go ahead and implement the awesomeness of Missing E straight into Tumblr instead of being cunts about it? So, I can EXPECT data loss? Sounds like you’re trying to...

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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SnarkNYC contest

Seriously guys… I guess Christmas is over so you assholes can’t be nice anymore. If you enter a contest to win a trip to NYC to see people that want to see you, here’s a few prerequisites to take a gander at: You want to go to Snark You are able to go to Snark You can commit to going to Snark Now, if you honestly fall into all three of these categories and still...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

Reblog if you automatically reblog reblog demands

Dec 28th

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Snark

I guess I can expect to see you all in Jedi bathrobes for Snark, huh? I will be wearing my usual attire. My attitude, a horned viking helmet, AND NOTHING ELSE! That’s right.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Mursday Chair Rant

By the way, I am going to install a hidden camera in this office and find out who keeps fucking with my chair settings. Then I am going to super glue their mouse to their desk.

Dec 27th

TT

nerdymchotpants: Some people really need to step away from their computer and take control of their own issues so maybe then they’ll be happy enough to SHUT THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS. Also no one gives a fuck what you think anyway so keep being a fat unhappy troll. Unsure who’s targeted here, but today is my Monday so this goes out to all you haters fat unhappy trolls around the interwebz.

Dec 27th

For the love of everything holy, please stop chewing popcorn with your mouth open.

Dec 27th

Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 19th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 15th

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THIS JUST IN, POSTING A PIC OF YOURSELF AT YOUR...

undercover-blond: Haha! Yes, we want boobs! I second this. If it’s not really sexy, don’t tag it SST. A pair of shoes is not SST, unless they’re on you and that’s all you’re wearing! Same thing goes for that sexy underwear you bought. And, if you got yourself a Hitachi, we want to see it in use.

Dec 15th

I Work For The Internet →

staff: We work for the Internet. And we’re guessing many of you do too. Whether it’s researching, selling, coding, supporting, designing — so many of our careers depend on the Internet. One argument that’s been made to Congress is that the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is needed to protect American jobs. In truth, the new liabilities this bill would impose on startups could stop American...

Dec 13th

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paxochka replied to your post: Statute of limitations on Memes RAWR RAWR RAWR :P but yeah, I’ve seen this meme a bajillion times. Watch closely and I’ll flash my tits for you Already on it… $ watch -n 15 wget “http://paxochka.tumblr.com/” -O boobs.html

Dec 12th

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Let’s put the “Happy” back in “Happy Christmas”

rossruns: fuiru: I’ve seen a few posts and news items in the last few years about people who say they want to put the ‘Christ’ back in ‘Christmas’. Hearing people say “Happy Holidays” offends them, so they’re making a point of wishing people a “Happy Christmas”. Personally, as an atheist, hearing someone wish me a happy Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Chinese New Year does not offend me. If...

Dec 12th

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Statute of limitations on Memes

How often should you knuckleheads be allowed to recycle memes before it becomes ridiculous? Wait, before I continue I must say that there is no statute of limitations on boob pictures and SST. Feel free to post those every day. That said, scar meme, again? Really? Maybe it’s to benefit new users that haven’t seen it before… When are we doing the broken bones meme? I know that...

Dec 12th

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Dec 11th

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Dec 10th

Hopefully you were all out of work when you saw that picture on your dashboard. I mean, unless you live in Hawaii. EDIT: Question, is it IN Hawaii, or ON Hawaii? I figured Hawaii was a state, but it’s also an island. FUCKING ENGLISH!

Dec 9th

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