December 2011
42 posts
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
63 posts
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
Tomorrow's my birthday
Birthday boobs requested! If you don’t have my number, just stick something in my askhole and I’ll get it to you. Also, I love you guys! I’m going to be old as FUCK! 36.
Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Awesome package from Heather
Just got an awesome package in the mail from SweetHeatherBee! I donated to her cause and she sent me a thank you card and candy. Yay! I would like to mention that I only donated so she would show her boobs. I have yet to see her boobs. What a ripoff! Where are my boob pictures? Last time I subscribe to a Tumblr porn channel!
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 21st
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 14th
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tymethiefslongerthoughts replied to your photo: Not a single fuck was given while wearing this… I’m glad this isn’t in color. Yeah, because it’s the colors of the American flag. XD
Nov 14th
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Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
Nov 13th
Who are you guys?
What’s with the goat petting zoos, beer pictures, and mustaches? No boobs? Not even a single one? What’s a creepy lurker going to do now? Feh. I suppose I’ll go play some Xbox and drink a beer or two. As you were. Boring. ;-)
Nov 13th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
Nov 10th
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Silly co-worker, you can't express emotions with...
Me: How are you feeling today?
Her: 2614
Me: I don't think that's an emotion.
Her: 2614
Me: You will have to translate that for me.
Her: 2614
Me: Sounds happy, at least.
Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 10th
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STM
Yeah, I just did that. Happy belated birthday!
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
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misterelguapo replied to your post: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WELCOME TO TUMBLR! THANKS. DID YOU KNOW IT’S MY BIRTHDAY?
Nov 10th
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
VENTING ALL THE FRUSTRATIONS AT ONCE!
Nov 10th
Making It Up As I Go Along: Three preachers and... →
thatchris: Three preachers and their wives were on vacation together. While driving through the mountains, their RV went off a cliff. Arriving at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter looks up the name of the first preacher. He says, “You can’t come in here. It says you loved money so much you wouldn’t get married… Kudos for the dry humor.
Nov 10th
Alright...
Trying to copy another game to the hard drive of the new Xbox. If it works, then I can just blame the MW3 disc and get a new one. If it doesn’t, well, then I am going to have to go back to Best Buy, bitch and moan, and get a new Xbox. Why can’t life just be simple? Also, this new Xbox runs hotter than a vacation on the sun. What the hell? I thought Microsoft learned from their...
Nov 10th
Paterno is out. Good.
plemur: I hope they find something to arrest him for now—something really stinks about him in all this. Did he pay off people? Did he use his influence to not have charges brought? Something isn’t right—I hope they find it and send Joe Paterno straight to jail. Protector of a child rapist. What a class act. If someone told me about a child rapist I wouldn’t go to the cops either. I would...
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
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Another thing...
Compiling ImageMagick for a server at work and it’s slower than molasses in January. I better be getting overtime for this bullshit. Wait, maybe I am? Mental note to self to actually log these hours as overtime on my time sheet.
Nov 10th
FML
Bought a new Xbox with Kinect and 250 GB hard drive. Sweet! Tries to play MW3. Xbox keeps telling me that the disc is damaged. WTF? I just unwrapped this motherfucker no less than 30 minutes ago. Really? So, someone either fucked up the disc, or someone didn’t assemble my Xbox correctly. One of these two items is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. And I just want to play MW3. Like,...
Nov 10th
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Nov 9th
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Chinese Water Torture
Every damn faucet in this apartment drips. And drips. And drips. All the dripping water faucets makes Annoyatron a crazy homicidal maniac. All the dripping water faucets makes Annoyatron a crazy homicidal maniac. All the dripping water faucets makes Annoyatron a crazy homicidal maniac. All the dripping water faucets makes Annoyatron a crazy homicidal maniac. All the dripping water...
Nov 9th
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magganlove replied to your post: Crap… By the nines, i expect my husband to disappear for several weeks with that game, too. Yep, just load up on batteries and chocolate, you’ll need them!
Nov 9th
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hiddenedgellace replied to your post: hiddenedgellace replied to your photo: Feeling,… I’m totally gonna tickle your lobes at Snark fucker With your tongue, I hope?
Nov 9th
Crap...
I haven’t even finished Dead Island! Crunch time before Friday so that I can disappear into Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.
Nov 9th
theothersarah asked: HEY SWEDE!!!! I miss midnight triscuit and string cheese dates... How's the new job treating you?
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
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