September 2010
114 posts
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“China is doing moon shots. Yes, that’s plural. When I say “moon shots” I mean...”
– Tom Friedman
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-9-26) →
Dropkick Murphys (24)
Blackmore’s Night (22)
The Levellers (6)
The Crystal Method (4)
Dreamtale (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Question for you jewelry buffs
So, at one point in time I used to own this really awesome necklace. It was bullet shaped, made out of some kind of dark horn, with holes drilled through it at regular intervals, hung on a black leather cord. I cannot for the life of me remember the maker of this piece. A friend got it for me, and I think she got it somewhere in London.
I have attached a crude drawing of what the necklace...
I lost a follower for posting my face.
emobonesx:
I know. I’m hideous.
I think I will have to unfollow you now. You are indeed hideous. LOLJK! You’re cute in my book. Keep up the posting!
Fix this shit ASAP
theothersarah:
Tumblr app for Android is AWFUL
Are you using the official application? I am not too fond of it either. It’s pretty awful. Especially lame is when you click a photo and hit the back button, it exits the damn application. Instead you have to click the photo to go back.
almostfancy asked: You mentioned the other day that you take supplements or vitamins to boost your immune system. Are there any in particular you can recommend?
Plastic Army Men | Cracked.com →
If you didn’t have Plastic Army Men growing up, you turned out to be a sociopath.
If you’re saying “well, that’s not true!” or “but we were poor!” right now, you should know denial and justification are both sociopathic traits.
Authorities have been notified.
Oh, how I miss my little green men. I would build entire war scenarios using my model...
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Android Pro Tip: Screenshots
iamnotdiddy:
If you are unfortunate enought to own an Android phone like me, you CAN indeed do screenshots with ShootMe, which is available in the Android Market.
I haven’t been able to figure out how to upload screenshots directly to tumblr via Tumblroid, so I have to e-mail them to myself and then post them.
Thanks, Derek, for the tip.
Side Note: This does require that you have rooted your...
I'm a hypocrite
sarkastickunt:
Kinda.
I hate when parents send their kids to school sick.
I hate when I see flush faces and runny noses walking into school just waiting to infect my kid so she can bring it home to all of us.
My daughter is a germ magnet.
If there is an infectious disease within 30 feet of my 8 yr old, she will not only find it, but she will marry it.
Friday, my daughter woke up with a...
aimee-b-loved:
you-should-listen:
Scissor...
ABC's of Me, TL;DR
A - Age: 34 B - Bed size: Queen, wish it was a King C - Chore you hate: Washing dishes D - Don’t eat: Sushi. I’d rather cook my fish when I catch it. E - Essential start your day item: Cigarette F - Favorite board game: Monopoly G - Gold or Silver: Silver H - Height: 6’0” I - Instruments you play(ed): Mandolin J - Job title: Web Developer K - Kid(s): Morrigan (8) and Sebastian (10) L -...
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Mr. Hyde sings In The Jungle
Benjamin: OK, going out on a limb here, he's changed.
Agent: What's he doing?
Benjamin: He just threw a lion over a wall; anything he likes. Give it up for a ballsey song choice.
...
Agent: He can't be serious!
Benjamin: He just sent a note with a dead lion, how much more fokkin' serious do you get?
SMS at the same time
Her: Sorry I passed out last night. I wanted to talk to you.
Me: Sorry I fell asleep last night. I wanted to talk to you.
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Can’t sleep. This sucks. I’ve been waking up at like 4am quite often lately. I miss having someone sleep next to me.
ilikeswears asked: One of the things I miss most about Canada is the variety of accents. Here in Texas, even the most intelligent people sound like fucking idiots. Your recent audio blog totally made my day. Will you make me a Torgny "FUCKLULZ" audio file to use as a ring tone?
girl-non-grata asked: Your comment seems to be presupposed on the idea that I am doing things to enhance my appearance for anyone's benefit but my own.
I'm not. And when a man possessively smirks at my lips because he's thinking about fucking them with his dick, I do not take that as a compliment.
I'm not. And when a man possessively smirks at my lips because he's thinking about fucking them with his dick, I do not take that as a compliment.
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General letter to USPS: Please stop spamming me
Printed ad leaflets and flyers that accompany your daily mail came up in conversation at work. We discussed how we wish we could collect it all for a whole year and then dump the amassed spam in front of the corporate headquarters of USPS. “Good luck recycling this, and don’t forget to pay taxes on your gift!”
Of course, I come from a heathen communist country like Sweden where...
@annoyatron
sweetsteffy:
I own an upholstery shop. It’s conveniently located 100 feet behind my house and my office is even more conveniently located IN my house.
The restoration shop that 80% of my work goes to is located 50 feet beside my house. And I live with my “business partner” in the country.
Crazy Texans.
Sweet! I generally don’t have ammunition lying about since it’s so damn...
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How to make your kittens behave: NERF style
I just had a conversation about cats and their personalities. When I raised my kittens I did not have much luck with spraying water at them when they were doing or were about to do something bad. They were just too fast and smart for me so I usually just got the spot they had previously occupied wet but they stayed dry.
I spent a few days thinking about how to best solve this dilemma. Then it...
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Public Request to all Tumblrs
If you are going to post pictures of girls with their mammaries hanging out in plain view, please set your blog to be NSFW. You can do this by clicking the Customize link from your Tumblr Dashboard.
Once you get to your blog, click the Advanced tab, scroll down to the bottom and check the Not Safe For Work check box. Easy enough.
Thank you for being considerate to us folks that actually...
Anonymous asked: Zimbabwe zebra cakes. Now record yourself saying that and post it.
Anonymous asked: I never ask questions because I can never think of anything clever to ask.
(anonymous doesn't always leave dickish questions/statements. Sometimes it's useless facts. Like this one.)
:)
(anonymous doesn't always leave dickish questions/statements. Sometimes it's useless facts. Like this one.)
:)
cadiaz05 asked: hey man, I read your posts too!
penbleth asked: Hi,
I'm sorry you don't get any messages. I don't get many either. So here is a really dull message so you can say you got a message.
Enjoy your message.
I'm sorry you don't get any messages. I don't get many either. So here is a really dull message so you can say you got a message.
Enjoy your message.
Sarkastickunt: I don't understand allowing... →
sarkastickunt:
If I wanted someone to talk to me like I was an asshole in a sneaky, passive aggressive way I have a whole phone book filled with family I could call who would gladly make that happen.
When given an opportunity, devious people will sink to new lows to validate themselves. We seek it in the form…
I don’t ever get questions or messages, anonymous or not. I think that...
Sarkastickunt: The Furniture Conspiracy →
sarkastickunt:
Around this time of the year furniture stores start pimping their wares HARD.
And they compete like champs to lure new customers with more bang for the buck, and super cheap prices.
Or so they would make you believe.
1) Jennifer Convertibles.
2) Ashley Furniture
Stop me if you have heard of…
What happens if you just show up with a pickup truck and take the damn things...
Whoever made FUCKLULZ a word needs to have their...
sarkastickunt:
And whoever keeps saying it needs to be fed those nipples in a creamy Alfredo sauce over linguine.
FUCKLULZ!
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Less Promiscuous
coffeejedi: wishes he was still in WDW
annoyatron: wishes he was still in bed
coffeejedi: wishes he was still in bed with annoyatron's mom
hrwl: wishes annoyatron's mom would stop offering to blow him for crack money
annoyatron: wishes his mom was less promiscuous
coffeejedi: I know man, its a real problem, you should do something
annoyatron: I've been trying to tell her that she doesn't need to do all that for crack money
coffeejedi: I would, but.... shit, I'm lovin the cheap handy j's in the alley