November 2010
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7things Sunday: What are you afraid of?
Nothing too original.
I am afraid of very deep water. Mainly falling into it, not knowing what is underneath me. Maybe I watched too many scary shark movies growing up. Curse you, Jaws!
My mind couldn’t stand losing Jillzey. I am afraid of not being able to make her happy. I am afraid of hurting her in any way, shape, or form. The concept of her being disappointed in me is terrifying.
For...
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7 Things #7: Are you happy? No, really, are you...
No, not right now. It’s been a rough year. A lot of things have happened that I really don’t want to discuss here because they are too private for me to comfortably reveal here. However, things are looking way brighter and I think next year will be a good year in my life. Awesome things are afoot, and I am excited to begin a new phase of my life together with Jillzey and her son.
October 2010
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Doctor's trying to kill me...
I hate it when I look shit up on Drug Interaction Checker. Also, happy that I did. Apparently my frontal sinuses are obstructed after I got smashed in the nose. So this doctor at UrgentCare prescribes me Erithromycin as an antibiotic, which is perfectly fine since I am allergic to Penicillin. Then he prescribes me Nabumetone (Relafen) which is an NSAID. Sounds alright. Until I remember that, hey,...
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Hacker-feat of the day
So, I assume some of you know that I am living with a roommate. Here’s the thing: no internet here except for my EVO 4G with tethering and the Sprint Hotspot feature. How to connect my Xbox 360 to the Internet without a wireless connection? That’s a conundrum, ain’t it, folks?
I installed dd-wrt on my router, set it up as a client bridge, enabled everything known to man on it,...
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7 Things #6: Tell us about someone you miss
I really miss Jill. She is the most amazing woman in the world. I love her more and more every day. I think these questions are just excuses for me to soak you all in the sloppy, dripping oozing cheese of my feelings for her.
“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without...”
– Oscar Wilde
“Busy old fool, unruly Sun, why dost thou thus through windows and through...”
– John Donne
Apology to my followers
Friends, I like a lot of what you post, but I cannot follow your blogs because you post awesome content that sometimes contain nudity and things that are NSFW. I still go read them every now and then, I just wish I could set my dashboard to not display NSFW items. That would help.
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7 Things #5: What is your earliest memory?
My earliest memory must be when I am three or thereabouts. I am outside the house, in the garden and I am having an allergic reaction to a bunch of strawberries I just ate.
We were renting the bottom of this big, crazy house from an old couple that lived upstairs. I only have scattered memories of that house since we moved out of it when I was five and into the house my mom still lives in out in...
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Cross Country Road Trip
jillzey:
Me, @annoyatron and @The_Kid are going on a road trip from SLC to Charlotte just after Christmas. We’ve decided (well, I’ve decided) the route we will take is headed south and then over. Here’s a map:
The road trip will be from December 27-30th. We’d like to stop and see some cool stuff and cool people on the way. So, if you’re near I-40 between Albuquerque and Charlotte let me know...
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7 Things #4: Who is your scary crush?
I don’t really have a scary crush, or a crush for that matter. Although I will play along and pick Pauley Perrette, you know, the adorable goth chick from NCIS.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met plenty of crazy chicks in my life with everything from bi-polar disorder (several of those) to full-blown insanity but they are all kittens once you give them some decent head.
However, if I...
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7 Things #3: What is your secret nerdome?
I am blazing through these since I missed two days. One more coming after this one.
This might seem strange to the average reader. My secret nerdome happens to be tattoos and body modifications. I only have one tattoo, no piercings as of today, yet I am absolutely fascinated by the concept. I have of course been pierced before. I had three in my left ear, one in the earlobe, two in the upper part...
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7 Things #2: One thing that makes you very happy
I am going to interpret “thing” as “anything, be it material or immaterial.” The answer to this is simple: My love for Jillzey. Ever since I first met her I have been madly in love with her.
We do amazing things like text each other the exact same thing at the exact same time. She makes me smile. She completes me in ways I never thought possible. Caring for her and about...
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Christmas Road Trip
I really can’t wait for Christmas to roll around. I will leave Charlotte for Salt Lake City on December 23rd. Then I am spending Christmas with Jillzey and her family after which we are going on an epic road trip to get her car all the way to Charlotte. I have always wanted to drive across the United States. Now I get to.
Fortunately we are not going through the Rockies or the Great Plains,...
lloylddaniels replied to your photo: See, I don’t need Tumblr to tell me I am crushing…
I am totally crushed, I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!
I keep hearting your awesome fishing trip photos, but you don’t post often enough, I suppose.
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Secret Tumblr Message
YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME!
thatchris replied to your post: Forgive my confusion with Mr. Nugent’s reference. He’s so subtle & nuanced that I often miss the subtext in his lyrics. How could I possibly confuse his penis with a firearm. Dert.
I was kidding in my post & I was kidding with my response. Extinction is indeed a better word and I often forget how subtle sarcasm doesn’t always play on the interwebs. We be...
thatchris asked: Forgive my confusion with Mr. Nugent's reference. He's so subtle & nuanced that I often miss the subtext in his lyrics. How could I possibly confuse his penis with a firearm.
Dert.
Dert.
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7 Things #1: What is the best lie you ever told?
Not being able to pick that one perfect lie must be a sure sign that you have told too many lies. Something tells me that this topic opens up a gaping hole that I will just keep digging deeper into as I go along. Nevertheless I am here to entertain You; my audience of untold, thronging masses. Just like the Plebs of Ancient Rome you thirst for blood and wait for the free food to be brought in. In...
Something I've noticed on Tumblr..
totallynotderekhuff:
Is that some guys think being creepy as all fuck and hearting girls Tumbles will get them closer to having sex with said girl. 95% of the time it isn’t going to happen. Have a little self respect for yourself and stop being so blatant. It’s making us all sick.
And worst of all it’s making you look desperate.
Shit, now I gotta stop hearting your shit, Derek. FUCKLULZ!
Stupid Tumblr screwing up my posts yesterday. Mean Tumblr.
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Things I never thought I'd ever do again
Change a diaper full of poop.
Watch Over The Hedge on repeat.
Listen to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Sing along to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Use anything with the name “Tonka” on it.
Carry a small child around.
Place a gentle kiss on said child’s forehead.
Go insane after the 30th time Twinkle Twinkle Little Star plays.
Thinking long and hard about taking audio toys...
Write, dammit, write!
7thingsaboutyou:
Here is the plan: Each day there is a topic that you can write about and share cool ass things about yourself.
If you miss one, make it up, if you want. If you want to ignore one, do it. We will only mock you in private, promise.
You can submit suggestions and if they are awesome they will go on the next week. If they aren’t awesome they will go on the next week and we will...
