January 2010
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Jan 31st
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Jan 28th
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“Believe it or not, I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free...”
– “Are you goin’ to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.”
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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“If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag; wash it.”
– Norman Thomas
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
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A man, an ostrich, and a cat walks into a bar...
Unfortunately I do not know the original source of this joke, but I laughed so hard that I had to share it with you guys. A Bloke in Australia walks up to the bar with a big ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The barman comes over, regarding the trio with some curiosity, and says, “What’ll it be?” The man says,” I’ll...
Jan 22nd
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chiclet asked: Thank you for checking into those tweets. It's just too easy to retweet now, to not give someone credit. Seems that I've seen those jokes further back then ten days, but like all of us, I read a lot of jokes.

So, that's not a question. I'm thinking of taking a comedy class. Do you think $250 is steep for 12 hours of class? Seems steep in this economy.
Jan 22nd
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Anyone Remember
chiclet: who posted these jokes? A man says to a friend, “My wife is on a three-week diet.” “Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?” “Two weeks.” ———————————————————————————————————————- Due to the recession, to save on energy costs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off. —God ———————————————————————————————————————- I found these two jokes in Reader’s Digest as winning...
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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rejecter: What if I didn’t write or speak any English? Wouldn’t we feel stupid right now. I am pretty sure that I’d still understand you. ;-)
Jan 18th
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Me: Have we synced libraries to live yet today?
Coworker: NO! GO AWAY!
Me: I just got here. Not my fault you break things and get stressed out.
Coworker: ...
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
I ran over a birdbath riding a motorcycle because... →
Silly little meme that someone at work found. So I decided to spam you guys with it.
Jan 14th
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NEWS ALERT! AMERICAN AIRLINES is taking doctors...
chiclet: anotherangle: alvareo: (via raptorjesus) THIS IS A HOAX. PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING! UPS are not sending packages for free. American Airlines have suspended ALL passenger traffic to Haiti for the time being. They are only sending relief aid to Port Au Prince from San Juan, Puerto Rico, and that’s it. Edit: UPS are however donating $1 Million to aid efforts. Also UPS pilots...
Jan 14th
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I've Been Thinking About You
I’ve been thinking about you too. (via coachbaby4)
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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“I subscribe to no dogmatic belief systems. The only thing I believe in is my...”
– Me, from the same 100 Things About me Quiz from 2003.
Jan 14th
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“If I was a puzzle, people would never complete me.”
– A 100 Things About Me quiz that I filled out some time around 2003 or so.
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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pikkutiikeri: Buying bigger pants is not a sign of giving up. It is merely a sign of postponing my goals. I buy bigger pants so that I can get bigger pockets. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Jan 13th
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Baby Steps
mrdtweet: New Dashboard…Me Likes it. Now if only we can get a different color than this God-awful blue hue It’s supposed to be calming. To ease your mind into thoughtless consumption /a still of a porn scene replaces one frame in the Tumblr movie you are watching/ and validation. It keeps the rioters quiet.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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WatchWatch
What You See Isn’t Always What You Get A guy at work found this awesome video. Snagged from LiveLeak.com.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Alright, over-active mind, settle down
I woke up about 20 minutes ago and realized that I still had a 21mg nicotine patch on. No wonder I have been tossing and turning from strange dreams all night long. One of the more vivid dreams and also the most frantic happens to be the one that I remember the most. The dream starts out on a ledge. Darkness and cloudy wisps all around. A narrator speaks: “Life starts out on an ever uphill...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Anonymous asked: white chicks or black chicks?
Jan 12th
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Why Twitter Needs a "Mutual Followers" link.
girlvanized: cravenheart: girlvanized: [snip] B) There are some people on Twitter so vile and so personally repugnant, it’d be good to know if I’m associated with anyone who follows them so I know not to really trust or respect those people. [snip] This is getting very close to a school yard mentality I like to think has no place here. We are adults and our relationships, on every level,...
Jan 11th
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formspring.me
Are you really judging me in your avatar picture? More than likely if you feel singled out by an avatar picture.
Jan 11th
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formspring.me
If you could make any fictional object an ACTUAL object that you could own, what object would you choose? If the question allows for me to automatically own the object the second it becomes material without me first somehow bartering for it or killing someone to get it… I want a Bag of Holding! And I shall fill it with TACOS! If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you...
Jan 11th
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Shhh..
mrdtweet: Psst. Hey you. Yeah you. Come here. I always liked Mondays. Don’t Tell anyone on Twitter I’ve said this Mondays are awesome. You get to start over with a clean slate. And you are usually refreshed from the weekend. Unless you went out on a Sunday night, which is just dumb, and then you can’t really whine about it anyway. ;)
Jan 11th
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