June 2010
2 posts
Anonymous asked: what are the best senior pranks?
May 2010
4 posts
My take on the world, as it is...
After having discussions with several individuals of various political homage I have decided to express some of my opinions on the current political climate in the United States of America as well as various topics of interest.
First off, this is a Tumblr post. Don’t get your panties in a twist, m’kay?
Democracy versus Republic
The United States of America is not a Democracy. It is...
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Hostage situation
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
Katie Couric: Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all.
Katie Couric: Now I can die content.
Charlie Gibson: I live in New York so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams: I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.
Brian Williams: Now I can die happy.
The leader turned and asked,
Terrorist Leader: And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?
Marine: Kick me in the ass.
Terrorist Leader: What? You mock us in your last hour?
Marine: No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists, killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him,
Couric, Gibson, Williams: Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?
Marine: What? And have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor?!
April 2010
4 posts
listening to "ACCEPT - FAST AS A SHARK" →
“Fast as a shark he’ll cut out of the dark / He’s a killer - he’ll rip out your heart” — Accept - Fast As A Shark
March 2010
4 posts
“Justice Sotomayor, States may have grown accustomed to violating the rights of...”
– Alan Gura
February 2010
28 posts
listening to "Rainbow - Man On The Silver Mountain... →
“I’m the night, I’m the night, / I’m the dark and the light. / With eyes that see inside you.” — Rainbow, Man On The Silver Mountain
listening to "Sanctuary- Die for my Sins" →
“Die for me, die for my sins for I’ve seen / My cold and bitter end” — Sanctuary, Die For My Sins
listening to "Angel Witch - Angel Witch" →
“Fly high and touch the sky, you’re the angel I adore” — Angel Witch
listening to "Turisas - Cursed Be Iron" →
Morning. DIE! “Curses on thee, tongue of evil / Cursed be thy life forever!”
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formspring.me
With all the Internet ladies loving on you all the time, do I have any chance of stealing your affections?
Your chances are with all probability greater than those of others. Although it does of course depend on whether or not I will be allowed to play D&D with Kevin or not.
Ask and I might tell!
“In the first two months of Left 4 Dead 2’s release, 28,981,249,043 zombies have...”
– L4D Blog: Don’t worry, we’ll make more
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formspring.me
Would you consider coming to Texas to marry my sister-in-law? I’m asking for my sister-in-law.
Possibly, depending on the dowry. Also, is she hot?
Ask and I might tell!
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formspring.me
Have you ever wondered why?
All the time.
Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!
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formspring.me
Would you be willing to join an ABBA tribute band?
No, never. Personally I hate ABBA.
Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!
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formspring.me
Do you have a gun?
Yes, I have a gun.
Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!
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formspring.me
when are you coming to texas? I’m asking for a friend.
I have no current plans of coming to Texas. I would like to see Texas though, since I haven’t really been anywhere on the west coast.
Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!
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formspring.me
If you were stuck on a raft, who would you prefer being with, me or vinnie?
Definitely you. Vinnie is cute and all, but he’s got some terrible bean farts.
Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!
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formspring.me
Would you fly cross-country to meet a twitter crush? How far would you be willing to drive? And what body part do you need to see in pictures before it happens?
I might fly cross-country to meet a twitter crush, yes. As for driving, I probably wouldn’t go above 8-10 hours for a drive.
As for body parts: Your face, your breasts, and anything else you might want to send my...
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formspring.me
Is there anyone who gives a damn what YOU think of debihope? Do you think she does?
This is so 8,726,348 Internets ago. Next.
Why don’t you try to top the previous questions? Or just ask normal, honest questions!
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formspring.me
IS DOUG FUNNY A WOMANS CHESTHAIR?!
I would argue that women with chest hair can be quite funny, although I do not know this Doug of which you speak.
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE !!!!!!!!!!
Deceiver, dissembler
Your trousers are alight
From what pole or gallows
Do they dangle in the night?
your very ugly and hot..please get me in bed and...
I see we are having a religious debate on Tumblr
annapie:
annoyatron:
I’m already bored and will continue to hand out beer and benzos until you guys settle the fuck down and play some Brutal Legend with me instead of perpetuating this inane nonsense. We can discuss religion and politics ad nauseum.
For the reference, here’s an excerpt from the Wikipedia entry on Atheism:
Atheism, defined most narrowly, is the position that there are...
My Top 3 Albums of All Time
misscook:
The Fragile by Nine Inch Nails
Ok Computer by Radiohead
Paul’s Boutique by The Beastie Boys
These are my favorite albums in my vast collection. I listen to all three of them frequently and rarely skip a single song. They are all masterpieces in my opinion, and they all reflect different aspects of me as a person.
What are yours?
Great picks! I don’t think I can confine...
I see we are having a religious debate on Tumblr
To me it sounds more like you fit in with LaVeyan Satanism, which has nothing to do with Satan or God or any other religion. Or maybe you want to be cute and cuddly and be all Wiccan, who knows?
Being anti-religion is not the same thing as Atheism, though. Atheism exclusively deal with the non-belief in deities. If you are willing to say that no deities exist, no matter what, then you are...
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I see we are having a religious debate on Tumblr
I’m already bored and will continue to hand out beer and benzos until you guys settle the fuck down and play some Brutal Legend with me instead of perpetuating this inane nonsense. We can discuss religion and politics ad nauseum.
For the reference, here’s an excerpt from the Wikipedia entry on Atheism:
Atheism, defined most narrowly, is the position that there are no deities.[1]...
January 2010
97 posts
“Believe it or not,
I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free...”
– “Are you goin’ to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.”
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