January 2012
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tacos4algernon replied to your photoset: Fucking around with Paper Camera for Android, Take…
Who’s that in photo #4?
It’s Azzman, passed out on my living room floor in his tidy whities, face in a plate of lasagna, arm stretched towards the patio door as if he’s on his way to have a smoke…
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azzman replied to your photoset: Fucking around with Paper Camera for Android, Take…
is that me?
Yeah man, fast asleep halfway between a plate of lasagna and the patio door!
Wedding Registry, No Clue!
Alright, Jillzey set up a Wedding Registry for us. I have no idea what to add to it. We live in an apartment. If I had a house I’d stick some stuff for the yard in there. You know, Lamborghini Riding Lawnmower (if they don’t make one, they need to), Archery Targets, Skeet Station, chainsaw, flamingos, zombie garden gnomes, minigun turret hooked up to the alarm system…
Fuck, I...
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Approachable Annoyance
pvaras:
I was asleep before the train left Grand Central. I feel asleep to Ira Glass introducing the same episode of This American Life that I’ve been trying to get through for the past week. As the train moved and gently rocked me to sleep, I was grateful for rest.
I woke up minutes from my station. I lazily stood up, grabbed my coat from the overhead rack, pulled it on and grabbed my bag. I...
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Get rid of the anti-Missing-E fear-mongering...
tj:
I am tired of Tumblr, Inc.’s ongoing tantrum about Missing E.
If they hadn’t grossly exaggerated and relied on FUD for their message, I might be more sympathetic.
Now I just want to make sure I never see it again.
If you feel the same way, here’s how to get rid of it.
~ Chrome ~
If you use Google Chrome, get Stylish and then install...
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yhf:
Why I DON’T Want to Read Comics
rachelkristin:
purepopfornowpeople:
This guy is a jerk. Sounds like one of the idiots who sometimes gave me a hard time in high school.
What an absolute closed minded jackass.
“Shit, yeah, bro man dude guy fella, comics suck! Brightly-colored pictures telling a story and muscley guys grapplin’ and shit. Now turn on the xbox and...
So sad and angry right now...
undercover-blondie:
Just got a text from a friend about a mutual acquaintance whose teenaged son killed himself on the weekend.
He left a note. Apparently he was gay (his parents had no idea about that, apparently) and was being bullied (online and off) by a group of boys in his school. He was 15.
I met this boy once, when he was younger. A lovely, good-looking, soft-spoken kid. I just can’t...
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Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
cognitivedissonance:
His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support...
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I'm guessing blacking out your blog on tumblr in...
tj:
This made me smile.
As we say in Swedish: Många bäckar små, blir till en stor å. Rough translation (without the rhyme): Many small brooks will form a big river. So, maybe I blacked out my Tumblr and maybe someone clicked the links and read up on SOPA and then they called their congressman/congresswoman… so forth and so on.
So far we’ve already had one of the PIPA bill...
Everything is gone.
ratioofpeopletocake:
I deactivated Facebook last year.
I deactivated Google+ a few weeks ago.
I deactivated Posterous because I never used it.
I deactivated Twitter today; also, because I never used it.
My internet footprint consists of Tumblr. And there are those who want to take this away as well.
As far as I can tell some real life people have concealed their identity and befriended a...
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My name
Annoyatron. Because, you know what, I can be pretty fucking annoying.
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“Why shouldn’t I work for the N.S.A.? That’s a tough one, but...”
– Will (Matt Damon) — Good Will Hunting (1997)
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Random ?
nerdymchotpants:
nerdfaced:
How tall/short is everyone?
I will start: I am 5’10/11.
I’m 5’4 1/2. The half inch is extra important, obviously.
6 something. I don’t keep track. Since I am getting older I will probably become shorter, so I am going to stick with 6.
Babe..
theyrebl1nd:
Father says it, mother says it Sister says it, brother says it Uncle says it, Auntie says it Everyone at the party says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire
The horse says it, the pig says it The judge in his wig says it The fox and the rabbit And the nun in her habit says Babe, I’m on fire Babe, I’m on fire
My mate Bill Gates says it The President of the United States says it The...
35 days until SNARK
nerdymchotpants:
theothersarah:
fredasaurusrex:
sarkastickunt:
THIRTY FIVE….THIRTY FIVE.
Thirty. Five.
Do you know what that means????
If you haven’t signed up and RVSP’d..you won’t ever know.
I’LL BE THERE AND YOU ALL BETTER BE TOO! I PROMISE I’LL PEE IN ALL OF YOUR BUTTS IF YOU GO!
PRETTY SURE PEEING IN BUTTS IS MY GIG BR0!
YOU BOTH CAN PEE IN MY BUTT!
JILLZEY IS BRINGING THE...
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Why your server hates you
betterversionofme:
annoyatron: crickets and tumbleweed: Why your server hates you
betterversionofme:
You ask for a well done steak and then ask why your food is taking so long. The rest of your table’s food was done 15 minutes ago but we can’t bring it to them because you like to take a perfectly good cut of meat and make it inedible to any human that doesn’t suck.
You…
I agree, T....
Why your server hates you
betterversionofme:
You ask for a well done steak and then ask why your food is taking so long. The rest of your table’s food was done 15 minutes ago but we can’t bring it to them because you like to take a perfectly good cut of meat and make it inedible to any human that doesn’t suck.
You ask for a thousand lemons for your fucking tap water like you’re making some kind of ghetto lemonade at...
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Tongue curling
Alright, I can curl my tongue as well. I am not going to post a picture of myself curling my tongue. However, I am going to tell you what I thought of when I read the phrase “tongue curling.”
Picture this:
