February 2012
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Black people serve 60% longer sentences than... →
skyghe:
leftcollection:
“A new study by M. Marit Rehavi of the University of British Columbia and Sonja B. Starr of the University of Michigan Law School shows that Black Americans receive almost 60% longer prison sentences than white Americans who committed the same crime.
The study covered 58,000 federal criminal cases and found that there was a significant difference between the sentences...
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Fuck you, AT&T. →
“Trang’s iPhone was throttled just two weeks into his billing cycle, after he’d consumed 2.3 gigabytes of data. He pays $30 per month for “unlimited” data. Meanwhile, Dallas-based AT&T now sells a limited, or “tiered,” plan that provides 3 gigabytes of data for the same price.”
Seriously, 2.3 gigs in two weeks from what he describes as using his...
Congratulations, you're stupid in three actors
This will not be the last time I confuse Paul Rudd and Ben Affleck. At least I got the movie right, Role Models. I have no idea why I mix those two dudes up, but I do.
And on another note: Oh, I’ll always, I’ll always love you (oo-oo)
“I went out to the hazel wood,
Because a fire was in my head,
And cut and...”
– The Song of Wandering Aengus by William Butler Yeats
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nerdymchotpants:
annoyatron replied to your post: Have you considered a career as a rock n roll dominatrix? You have the proper demeanor. Maybe BossyMcHotpants?
How can you tell if somebody has the demeanor to be a dominatrix from looking at their Tumblr feed? I iz confuddled. Nevertheless, don your latex, McHotpants, and show us who’s boss. Wait, did I just say “don?” What the fuck?
We chat...
I AM ALL OUT OF VALIDATION JUICE!
That means I will heartfuck you whoremonkeys tomorrow.
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uless replied to your post: THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET!
YOU AIN’T FUCKIN KNOW ME ANNOYATRON.
That, my dear, does not prevent me in the least from hearting your boob pictures. I am pretty sure that every female on Tumblr is about to block me for being a belligerent asshole tonight.
I STILL WANT THE TUMBLR DRAMA FIGHT TO TAKE PLACE IN A KIDDIE POOL FILLED WITH ESSENTIAL OILS AND I HAVE POPCORN...
THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET!
Somebody posts something mean about you.
Don’t give a flying fuck because they didn’t say it to your face.
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Truthful Sunday
I am sure you were all watching the game. How about them Giants, huh?
Me, I was dealing with some demons. As some of you know I drink a lot. A lot. I spent the last week and a half being sober. It worked out pretty well. Except for me deciding to try a weekend night at the bar. Not such a brilliant idea. Back on the wagon.
Tomorrow we will try again, me and sobriety. Maybe we will have a...
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We're getting married on June 30th!
Gratuitous announcement of our wedding while simultaneously trying out the new Tumblr feature. If you guys want to come to the most awesome party this year, etch June 30th into your forehead so you don’t forget!
The reception will be held at Beartrap Lodge in the mountains of Utah. The lodge sleeps 24 — in beds, there’s always the floor — so if you are planning on staying...
For being a bunch of people who post pictures...
Yup, you sure do. Oh wait, I wasn’t supposed to call you out here?
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I need funny shit.
chronically-awesome:
And I need it now. Our network is too slow to load videos, however. Boo. Send me something funny, or reblob this with your funniness attached.
Whenever your network decides to speed up take a gander at this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0
And no, that is not a rickroll or anything of the sort. It’s the funnies!
So that just happened...
There was a picture of a penis on my dashboard. From what I could tell, it looked big and scary. My butt puckered up. So, kudos, whoever owns that thing.
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Facegate 2012
incognito-jewels:
Thought I’d add my two cents to the topic of folks posting multiple pics of their faces on Tumblr.
I am personally fairly neutral about it - I like seeing people’s face pics, but then again, I have also indeed wondered why it’s a “thing” on Tumblr (and social media in general - like hello, Facebook!).
Obviously, our faces are closely linked to our sense of self and identity....
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The torture...
I don’t think I have seen this many posts of beer glasses, bottles, and the like, ever. Then again, I probably wasn’t noticing before. Now I notice. Now I want a beer. But, I can’t have one. I have decided so. We’re going on over a week now.
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secretsandeyes replied to your post: What does it mean…
I believe that happens when they don’t follow you back.
Ah! That explains it all! Thanks! I guess I have to be more alluring so that they will follow me. I will snare them in, so that I can answer their questions without having to reblog their posts! *rubs hands and grins evilly*
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misscook replied to your post: What does it mean…
If you have been blocked their post won’t even show up on your dashboard.
WTF, then it’s just weird. How come others can reply, but I can’t? I am confuddled.
What does it mean...
When you can’t reply to a post, but others can? I am going to assume I am blocked? Strange thing is, I haven’t really done anything to warrant being blocked… I don’t think, at least. Meh. Blocking is so passive aggressive. Just tell me to fuck off instead, it makes it easier for me to unfollow you that way. But of course, then you’d lose a follower, and we don’t...
January 2012
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Truthful Tuesday
Sometimes I heart your TT post without reading the whole thing in the hopes of you having written “Those who heart this are assholes” at the bottom of your very long post…
I haven’t had a single alcoholic beverage since Orlando. One week. Trust me, it’s something of an accomplishment.
I can’t help but being slightly resentful towards Jill’s mom for not...
Tattoo update
Got the outlines for the inside of my sleeve finished up last night. It didn’t hurt as bad as I thought it would. I was actually pretty chill throughout the whole thing. What I wasn’t prepared for was how sore the inside of my arm would be the next day.
I will take pictures after I get home from work.
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67signals.com →
underwhelmed:
This is great. Other devs and designers current on HN and YComibnator will get the joke.
FUCKLULZ!
