annoyatron: tumbleweed and crickets

Well, what can I say? I am annoying. You are obviously here because you have a sudden urge to be annoyed. Maybe you even happened upon this page by accident, either way, don't blame me if your day suddenly takes a turn for the worse. I warned you.

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Jun 1 '10
I am so going to see MC CHRIS at Cat’s Cradle!

I am so going to see MC CHRIS at Cat’s Cradle!

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Jun 1 '10

Anonymous asked:

what are the best senior pranks?

I wouldn’t know since I never went to college.

May 18 '10
maniacalrage:

Stupid Bird (More CS4 Crash Reports)

“We used Converse sneakers as currency, and Photoshop never crashed.”

maniacalrage:

Stupid Bird (More CS4 Crash Reports)

“We used Converse sneakers as currency, and Photoshop never crashed.”

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May 17 '10
pigtailsandcombatboots:

ianbrooks:

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Which reminds me, I should probably go back and finish this game.

Ha. I haven’t finished it either. It’s been awhile since I played it.
Too bad there’s a bug at the end of the game that sometimes doesn’t trigger a sequence of events after the battle. Then you have to redo it. I got pissed and traded the game back in.

pigtailsandcombatboots:

ianbrooks:

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Which reminds me, I should probably go back and finish this game.

Ha. I haven’t finished it either. It’s been awhile since I played it.

Too bad there’s a bug at the end of the game that sometimes doesn’t trigger a sequence of events after the battle. Then you have to redo it. I got pissed and traded the game back in.

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May 12 '10

My take on the world, as it is…

After having discussions with several individuals of various political homage I have decided to express some of my opinions on the current political climate in the United States of America as well as various topics of interest.

First off, this is a Tumblr post. Don’t get your panties in a twist, m’kay?

Democracy versus Republic

The United States of America is not a Democracy. It is a Republic. We elect our representatives through voting, something that may be construed as a “democratic process.” This does not mean it is a Democracy.

If America was a democracy we would get to vote on things like whether or not America invades Iraq. The majority would decide the outcome, not our elected representatives. The government would abide by that vote and act accordingly.

Dictatorships allow their populace to vote. Sure, it’s rigged from the ground up, but it’s still a vote. Does that count as a democracy? No.

Get it right the first time and stop your yammering about living in a democracy. If you want the majority to decide on major issues; move to a country like Sweden where you will be involved in deciding whether or not the country joins the EU, adapts the Euro, and other important decisions.

Now, some of you are going to delve deep into semantics and start arguing about what a democracy really is. Is it a true democracy? Alright, just give it a rest. America is not a democracy. It is by definition a republic.

Immigration Laws

As far as I know it is still a federal crime to enter this country without going through the process of acquiring either a green card, visa, tourist visa, visa waiver or similar. They are called “illegal immigrants” for a reason. Sure, you may sugar-coat it and change the term to “undocumented immigrants.” That does not change the fact that you need to have documentation to stay in this country legally.

Just because a major part of people decide to commit a crime does not make it legal. According to that reasoning, if enough people commit murder we should look the other way and cut them some slack because there’s so many of them.

You may argue that the illegal immigrants still pay sales tax on goods that they purchase with money they obtain without going through the system. Sales tax makes up for a minute part of a state’s tax income. Most of us pay hefty amounts to both the federal government and the state we reside in because we are legally employed and honest citizens. This includes Medicare, for instance.

If we are to give amnesty to these illegal immigrants I want all legal immigrants to receive a refund of all form fees they had to pay along with their fingerprints, chest x-rays, as well as their immigration documentation destroyed and expunged from all governmental systems. Fair should be fair.

Gun Control

People fear that which they do not understand. Firearms may be a scary concept to some because they feel that these firearms could be used in some type of nefarious act. Sure, that is very well possible. Will law-abiding citizens and residents use their firearms in such a manner? No. If you ban guns you literally disarm the law-abiding citizen.

Trust me, the criminal elements of this country will still have fully automatic AK-47’s and rocket launchers once we ban guns. You don’t believe me? Take a look at countries like Sweden and Great Britain. The crime rate for armed robberies, home invasions, and the like are about two to three times as high as it is in America. Why? Because the criminals know that as soon as they have a firearm they can do whatever they want without opposition.

Then again, I could stop you cold with my ballpoint pen. Should we ban them as well because they could be used as weapons? Hell, if I kick you hard enough in the right spot you will die. Can I still walk on my legs or do I have to ride a wheelchair for the rest of my life?

Freedom of Speech

If some underprivileged farmer in Afghanistan burns the American flag he is allowed his freedom of speech and should be heard. If I decide to go out and burn the Afghani flag I will be labeled a racist and a bigot. How does that compute?

Religion

It has to be stated, I am not of any particular religious affiliation. I am not atheist, since I believe that not believing in something that someone else believes in is a pretty retarded, illogical, and circular concept. I reserve my right to go any damn way I please. That said, let’s get on with it.

A hypothetical cartoonist from Denmark depicts Muhammad through a less than favorable image. The results are a fatwa, a death warrant. An attempt is made at his life because the Qur’an clearly states that any depiction of the prophet is a crime and it should be punished.

Apparently religious views supersede laws of any kind.

America can be considered a Christian country in many aspects. Since this leaves our options fairly open we do not have to stick to the New Testament. Let’s go all Old Testament on them! But hold your horses, of course we can’t act like that, we have to let the dissenters practice their religion without limits, even if that means that old men in Nordic countries are going to get assassinated just because they happened to think of a funny depiction of the Prophet!

People make fun of Jesus and God all the damn time. Do you see anybody being stoned in the square for having a tattoo of Jesus or Maria on their body? No.

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May 11 '10

Hostage situation

  • Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
  • Katie Couric: Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.
  • The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all.
  • Katie Couric: Now I can die content.
  • Charlie Gibson: I live in New York so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.
  • The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
  • Gibson was satisfied.
  • Brian Williams: I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.
  • The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.
  • Brian Williams: Now I can die happy.
  • The leader turned and asked,
  • Terrorist Leader: And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?
  • Marine: Kick me in the ass.
  • Terrorist Leader: What? You mock us in your last hour?
  • Marine: No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass.
  • So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
  • The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.
  • In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists, killing another 11.
  • In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
  • As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him,
  • Couric, Gibson, Williams: Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?
  • Marine: What? And have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor?!

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Apr 27 '10
… that’s how I roll, motherfucker.

… that’s how I roll, motherfucker.

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Apr 12 '10
indefjeated:

As a Swedish American, I’m pretty sure this is racist.

Pretty sure that the above license plate is still effin’ epic!

indefjeated:

As a Swedish American, I’m pretty sure this is racist.

Pretty sure that the above license plate is still effin’ epic!

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Apr 8 '10

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Apr 4 '10