tacos4algernon replied to your photoset: Fucking around with Paper Camera for Android, Take…
Who’s that in photo #4?
It’s Azzman, passed out on my living room floor in his tidy whities, face in a plate of lasagna, arm stretched towards the patio door as if he’s on his way to have a smoke…
azzman replied to your photoset: Fucking around with Paper Camera for Android, Take…
is that me?
Yeah man, fast asleep halfway between a plate of lasagna and the patio door!
Wedding Registry, No Clue!
Alright, Jillzey set up a Wedding Registry for us. I have no idea what to add to it. We live in an apartment. If I had a house I’d stick some stuff for the yard in there. You know, Lamborghini Riding Lawnmower (if they don’t make one, they need to), Archery Targets, Skeet Station, chainsaw, flamingos, zombie garden gnomes, minigun turret hooked up to the alarm system…
Fuck, I dunno. What does a dude want for a wedding present? Oh, wait, I know! A gun! So I can protect my wife and her child! Alright. Sticking that in there. What else? Help me out here, guys!
Tumblr Crushes:
- sweetnlola
- nerdymchotpants
- thefrogman
- garysgalaxy
- pigtailsandcombatboots
- tierneyjane
- fuckyeahtattoos
- abangnotawhimper
- thisguyles
We’ve got some new people in here, folks. Meet Lola and Jane. And let’s not forget about f-y-tattoos.
Fucking around with Paper Camera for Android, take #3
Fucking around with Paper Camera for Android, Take #2
Fucking around with Paper Camera for Android, take #1
@Azzman is talking to you! LISTEN UP!
Fuck you — I’m in my living room and I may have taken too many Hydrocodone because I feel like I can’t breathe.
It said up to two every 4 hours. Whatever. I should have asked my friends that know shit about painkillers first… I normally don’t take this stuff. Konstantine, teach me about narcotics.
FUCKING KNEE! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! Also, doctor said it’s probably a torn or folded/mashed meniscus.
