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an autobiography


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Every girl I’ve ever known.
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titsandsass:

nastyurl:

an autobiography

gpoy

Every girl I’ve ever known.

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Truth. Sorry.
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Truth. Sorry.

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We’re at the coffee shop downtown. This place smells like Arabica beans, mocha and fucking hippies.

And I didn’t strap my .357 on today.

Fuck.

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I am going to do EXACTLY what you said Mr. President! | Heels and Handguns

Fuck yes.

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And so it begins: New York government confiscates 'private' records of psychiatrists in chilling Orwellian mental health sweep

And so it begins: New York government confiscates ‘private’ records of psychiatrists in chilling Orwellian mental health sweep

Yet another compelling reason why I will never live in New York, California, Washington D.C. or Massachusetts. Between that and mega corporations taking our rights away I have about had it with “the land of the free.”

Now, be brave with me and let’s show these corporate lapdogs who they really work for and who they should answer to. Us. The people.

And while you’re at it, please help protest against CISPA as well, another horrifying and criminal bill pushed through the House by well-funded corporations to take our Internet freedom away.

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I’ve apparently liked 18,806 posts. I only follow some 250 blogs. You guys post way too much. Either that, or I take Tumblr way too seriously.

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Sibling Day

My younger sister still blames me for things I did when I was between 5 and 12 years old. She was my father’s everything so whenever me and my sister got into an argument he would always take her side. Most of the time it ended with me being spanked. My mother didn’t even know about it. I talked to her about it about a year ago and she said she never knew he spanked me.

A few years ago my sister sent me a long email over the holidays essentially blaming me for everything that was wrong with her life. She then proceeded to tell me that I was no longer her brother.

If that bitch of a former sister and her entire family dies a horrible death, well, then I am just fresh out of fucks to give.

Happy Sibling Day.

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To All My Friends

I know I am really bad at keeping in touch. Usually my brain runs at warp speed trying to process everything around me. Like a moth flitting from light to light I jump between events without stopping to process my feelings.

My thoughts are having a huge house party and the muted tapping on my front door happens to be the fire marshal waiting to tell me that I am over capacity. You are all there, having the best of times. I just forgot to mention that you are with me—that I think about you frequently—burning the place down, no holes barred.

I may have told you that I would call you and I did not do it for weeks, or months. I may have told you that I would email you soon and your inbox received no love. I may have told you that we are going to get together soon and I never got back to you. I may have told you that I love you, and I still do. I just forget to follow up.

You are in my thoughts.

  • I think about your boobs.

  • I remember when you defiled my kitchen with a dark saber war.

  • I fondly remember the last time you sent me a picture of yourself.

  • I recall the time you showed me your studio and I was awed.

  • I thought about how we made snow angels in the dirty NY snow.

  • That time you danced in a fountain makes me giggle, still.

  • I laugh at that time I borrowed your machete to chop down bamboo.

  • I think about the first time you graced my house with your presence.

  • I miss walking downstairs and seeing your face asleep in lasagna.

  • Your green skate shoes makes me miss having a skateboard.

  • Sometimes I wonder how you all smuggle weed all the way here.

  • I love seeing you get drunk off of a keg we bought for the house.

  • When I heart your post my heart sends you a piece of itself.

  • I giggle and cry when I think about how you made me grab boobs.

  • That time you showed me your puke still makes me cringe, and smile.

  • I am amazed that you did not punch me out for grabbing boobs.

  • When I shake your hand and smile that means I like you.

  • I would love to fix the fuse box in your Mazda.

  • I mean it when I invite you to come to my house at any time.

  • When you put a bork in my ask hole I get all moist. #nohomo

  • I wish I could sing karaoke as well as you do.

  • Your videos of yourself dancing makes me snort loudly.

  • Do not send me penix.jpg again, I mean it.

  • I vividly remember when we hugged and you told me you loved me.

  • If and when you host another party I will definitely be there.

  • Your offhand comments and observations makes me chortle.

  • I miss the good times at the community pool.

  • I will never forget how you take care of me when I need it.

  • I remember the last time I made you smile.

  • Sometimes I look at pictures of you just to put a smile on my own lips.

  • I secretly read every post on your Tumblr.

    • #TMI
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All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the midst of the people.
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Words build bridges into unexplored regions.
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Generals think war should be waged like the tourneys of the Middle Ages. I have no use for knights; I need revolutionaries.
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“I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating… because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition.” — Fidel Castro

Yes, let’s just imprison ALL of our citizens that dare post things like this on any public media and call them subversive and then we close our country’s border and say fuck you to Mexico and Canada. Let’s do it, I’m game. That’s what Fidel would do.
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“I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating… because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition.” — Fidel Castro

Yes, let’s just imprison ALL of our citizens that dare post things like this on any public media and call them subversive and then we close our country’s border and say fuck you to Mexico and Canada. Let’s do it, I’m game. That’s what Fidel would do.

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far, far away problems
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far, far away problems

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Bradford Pear blooms #nofilter #nature #tree
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Bradford Pear blooms #nofilter #nature #tree

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